Bohemianism -- Fiction; London (England) -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Married people -- England -- Fiction
She put the packet back again. She was vexed, almost humiliated. Why had
Philip mentioned the story of the pansies to Monsieur de Lussac? It
could interest no one, except the two lovers, who had thus repeated
their vows. Why had Philip shown him the packet? In her eyes, it was an
almost ungentlemanly act. She passed a hand across her forehead, as if
to brush away the ideas that came to her mind, and smiled
good-humouredly once more.
"I believe you are jealous," said she gaily.
"Not a bit--I am disgusted. Two people supposed to be sensible, billing
and cooing over a package of old flowers, after being married, let me
see--how long?"
"Six years to-day."
"And after six years of marriage you are still in the region of romance?
Will you allow a bachelor, an intimate friend of your husband's, to
congratulate you with all his heart? I declare I almost envy your
happiness."
"Well, get married yourself!" exclaimed Dora; "it is very easy."
"Not for the world," said he, in a bantering tone. "I am too fond of
woman in the plural to ever love one in the singular. Besides, I could
never marry a woman unless I could respect her."
"Naturally."
"Well!" exclaimed de Lussac, laughing heartily, "I don't believe I could
respect a woman who would be willing to marry me."
"Oh! come, you are like most Frenchmen," said Dora, "not so bad as you
would make people believe. You will succumb to the temptation all in
good time. You will marry, you will love your wife, and, what is more,
you will make the most docile of husbands. It is the most recalcitrant
of you that generally become the model husbands in the end."
"Heaven forbid! I will succumb to every temptation you like to name
except that one; if I ever find myself married I shall have been
chloroformed before the ceremony. For fear of giving way to this
temptation I will stick to all the others, in case they should forsake
me--you see, I am a vagabond pure and simple."
"Women love vagabonds--many do at any rate. You will find a hundred for
one that will have you."
"A hundred perhaps--one never," said de Lussac.
"And when you are old, who will occupy the other side of the chimney
corner? A chimney has two corners."
"I know it," said de Lussac; "but there is also the middle, where I
shall be very happy and comfortable--that is better still. No, no, long
live Liberty!"
"Pure selfishness--and besides, conjugal life is the most comfortable."
"Undeceive yourself, madame; one lives as well at the club. One dines
better at a restaurant, where for a small tip one may grumble and blow
up the waiter to one's heart's content."
"You can do as much in your own house, and blow up your wife without its
costing you a farthing."
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