Woodbarrow Farm: Play in Three ActsJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Woodbarrow Farm: Play in Three Acts
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English drama
Allen. Have summat to drink. (_Clara crosses l. Both men laugh, each in
his own distinctive way. Dex. turns l. and catches Clara’s face._)
There be some rare old whiskey in the library. Thee’ll find it on the
sideboard--(_Dex. goes up c._)--and it be more comfortable like in there
than here. I’ll just go and finish making myself beautiful. (_Crosses to
l._)
Clara. Don’t be too long. (_Crossing and sitting L.c._)
Allen. (_Laughing._) No, it oughtn’t to take me long to--(_Dex. has his
back to them, wine business at table r.c._)--do that, ought it? (_Goes
to l. door down stage. Laughs, and then low to Clara as he is going._) I
am not likely to stop upstairs long when I know thee’s downstairs.
Clara. Go away, go away.
(_Exit Allen down stage l. Bus. She kisses her hand._)
Dex. And I suppose you will go and throw this chance away, like you have
every other.
Clara. Well, what if I do? (_Rises, crosses it._)
Dex. What if you do? What are we to live on? (_Goes to Clara l._)
Clara. Gulls, I suppose--as we always have done.
Dex. Yes, and is it pleasant living? Is it pleasant to have to slave
and trick for every dinner? Is it pleasant to be kicked--sooner or
later--out of every society one goes into? (_Coming close and speaking
low._) Was it pleasant to be buried for two years in that God-forsaken
hole by Exmoor, not daring to show our heads above ground for a moment?
You’ve got a fine chance of being respectable now.
Clara. Too late, I’m afraid, though.
Dex. (_r. c._) Too late?
Clara. Yes--you see, papa, dear, you haven’t exactly brought me up
in that way, and I’m afraid I’m too old to learn now. I don’t think I
should be quite at home as the wife of a piously brought up young man
from the country. (_Leans back--laughs._)
Dex. And so you’re going to let six thousand a year slip through your
fingers. It’s wicked--it’s wicked.
Clara. (_Laughs--rises._) Well, it hasn’t slipped through my fingers
just at present, it is sticking to them pretty freely. (_Crosses to
R.--Dex is c.--toys with ring._)
Dex. (_Goes to table r.c._) And how long do you think he will stand you
playing with him?
Clara. Oh, a good long while yet. (_Goes up._)
Dex. (_Puts hat on table r.c._) That’s just where you’re making a
mistake then. He’s not a fool. He’ll want an answer, “Yes,” or “No,”
soon, and what are you going to say then?
Clara. (_Looking out of window._) No. (_Looking into fireplace r._)
Dex. (_After a pause--violently._) Luke Cranbourne’s at the bottom
of this. What devil’s game is it that’s going on between you and him?
(_Loudly._)
Clara. I do wish you wouldn’t drink when you’re coming out anywhere, it
always makes you so noisy. (_At glass._)
Dex. (_Violently._) Take care, Clara--you seem to forget I’m your
father.
Clara. (_Coldly._) The relationship was none of my seeking.
Whatever responsibility attaches to the unfortunate--(_moves near
Dex._)--occurrence is not mine.
Dex. (_l. making movement as if to strike her._) Clara.
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