Woodbarrow Farm: Play in Three ActsJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Woodbarrow Farm: Play in Three Acts
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
English drama
Allen. (_After a pause._) Mother! (_Rises, goes to Mrs. R. r._) What do
ye want to go back at all for, and work and worry yourself to death? Let
me take a little house up here in London for thee and Deb, and then we
can all be together.
Mrs. R. (_Aghast._) And leave the farm?
Deb. (_Turning round._) Oh, Allen!
Allen. Why not? You’ve worked hard enough, mother--give the farm up and
enjoy yourself.
Mrs. R. Enjoy myself! Away from Woodbarrow
Farm! Why, lad, thy father wur born there and brought me home there--and
he died there, and thee wur born there--and there be the pigs and the
poultry! (_Begins to cry._)
Allen. (_Tenderly patting her._) All right, mother, all right. Us’ll
keep it on.
Mrs. R. (_Wiping her eyes._) And thee might want to come back to it
theeself some day, lad.
Allen. (_Laughing._) Why, thee don’t think I’m going to run through two
hundred thousand, do ye, mother? We Devonshire lads win fortunes, not
lose ‘em. (_Crossing c._)
Mrs. R. Ah, no, lad. But thee knows the saying “Roses blossom for a day,
But stout old ivy’s green al-way.” Thee ain’t likely to lose the money,
if thee can help it, lad, but us all be in God’s hands, and I’ll be
easier in my mind if the farm’s there for thee to come home to. If
anything happens, thee knows the way across the Moor, and thee knows how
the latch goes, and me and the lass will be inside to welcome thee.
Allen. (_Goes l. takes Deb.’s hand._) Ah, I know you will, mother, both
of you.
Mrs. R. (_Music--piano._) Leastways I shall--and the lass until her gets
married, I suppose. (_Deb. goes up a little; gets r._)
Allen. (_Surprised._) Until her gets married? (_Deb. goes to Mrs. R. r.;
tries to stop her speaking._)
Mrs. R. (_Sharply._) Ah, the lads ain’t all fools.
Allen. (_Evidently troubled._) I never seemed to think o’ Deb’s getting
married, somehow.
Mrs. R. Well, other folks have.
Allen. I can’t fancy the old farm wi’out Deb. Lord, how lonesome it
would be.
Deb. (_Who has been trying to stop Mrs. R., has come down and stands by
her aunt, l._) Oh, it’s only aunt’s fun. (_Goes to Allen, l. c._) I’m
not going to get married. Sure the pigs and cows are worrit enough wi’
their foolish ways. I don’t want any husband.
Allen. Ah, thee will some day, o’ course, and when thee does we must
make thee comfortable, lass. (_Taking her hand._) Thee shalt ha’ the
best farm in all the country, and the best dairy, and the best stock.
Deb. (_Little c._) Thank thee, Allen dear. (_Turns up stage._)
Mrs. R. (_Rising; music dies away._) Well, lass, I suppose us had better
have a clean down and summat to eat, and then see about our bit o’
shopping.
Allen. Lord help us! (_Starting._) If I ain’t forgot all about ‘em.
Mrs. R. All about whom?
Allen. Why, Clara--Miss Dexter and her father--they be in the library
waiting for me.
Deb. Oh, don’t let us keep you from them. (_A little spitefully._)
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