Woodburn Grange: A story of English country life; vol. 1 of 3Howitt, William
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Woodburn Grange: A story of English country life; vol. 1 of 3
Howitt, William
Religious fiction
You might see them at the tea-table at Fair Manor amuse
themselves—that is, the young people, the elder ones looking on—with
endeavouring to lift, by a close application of fingers and thumb to
their smooth backs, the small dessert or tea-table plates which they
used; or riddles and sober conundrums, could maintain a very innocent
mirth for a whole evening.
There were, however, a number of curious, and one or two remarkable
characters amongst the kind visitors from Castleborough, whom we
shall occasionally meet there. Not the least striking figures in
these parties, however, were David and Dorothy Qualm, and Sylvanus
Crook. These were part and parcel, as it were, of the Fair Manor
circle. David Qualm, as I have said, was the brother-in-law of
Joseph Heritage, Dorothy Qualm being Jasper’s sister. This worthy
couple lived, as we have said, at Still Lodge, just outside the
grounds of Fair Manor. Still Lodge!—a most appropriate name. The
very element of David and Dorothy Qualm was silence. So far as could
be observed, they managed to understand and communicate with each
other at the least expense of words conceivable. Their movements
were as quiet as their words. What they did, said, thought of, what
was their specialty, no one had ever been able to discover. And yet
their specialty was huge, prominent, unavoidable—it was quietude. No
passion, except it were a passion for peaceful inertia, marked, much
less disturbed, their days. Their house was small and modest, but
always exquisitely neat. It seemed a sin to tread on those bright,
nice, unfaded, unworn carpets. On the mat at the entrance-door you
read the large-lettered admonition, “Please, wipe thy shoes.” The
garden was always neatness itself—staid and tempered in the very
colours of its flowers. Dorothy Qualm had once been seen ordering the
gardener to dig up and throw out some gorgeously red peonies, as too
un-Friendly and gaudy in hue. David Qualm never was seen to garden,
to engage in anything active, or visible even, except in tranquilly
smoking his pipe, and in riding out on a small, stout Welsh pony,
called Taffy, by the side of his tall, portly brother-in-law, Jasper
Heritage, who rode, as befitted him, a large black horse. The high
and substantial apparition of Jasper Heritage, and the little figure
of pony and rider inevitably at his side, were familiar objects
around Woodburn. Their striking difference in bulk and stature had
inspired some wag to name them David and Goliath. Once Sylvanus
Crook was greatly scandalised by finding chalked on the wall of
the entrance-lodge where he lived, as he went out early one summer
morning,—
David was a little man,
Goliath he was tall,
And you may see them any day
At Fair Manor Hall.
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