X-mas sketches from the Dartmouth Literary Monthly — John Shaqi
X-mas sketches from the Dartmouth Literary Monthly
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X-mas sketches from the Dartmouth Literary Monthly
Christmas stories; College students' writings, American -- New Hampshire -- Hanover
St. Michael’s was a church: a shabby looking structure on the east
bank of the large stream formed by the two smaller ones. On the
night of the ball, it was pompously illuminated by a number of
tallow dips that peeped uneasily forth from every nook and corner.
The dilapidated wooden shutters had been drawn to and fastened with
pieces of heavy twine, to keep out the gusty blasts. In the centre
was a small stove, which was filled with pine knots till it gave out
the necessary degree of heat. The crude benches, on either side of
the common aisle, were gathered into a large heap beside the door,
to make room for the pedal antics. The most striking feature was the
old pulpit. It consisted of a low platform, shut in across the front
and half way back on either side by a rough framework of boards. Each
projecting corner looked toward a vendor’s stand, laden with the
influences which make “A fool and his money” soon part.
The form of entertainment which the negroes call a ball is rather
a comprehensive institution. It may be given on the slightest
provocation, and under any auspices whatever, public or private.
Ostensibly, the enjoyment consists in dancing to the music of a
scratchy fiddle. Really, the interested parties bring together as
many of their friends as possible for the purpose of disposing to
them of cheap nicknacks and third-class refreshments at a profit of
three or four hundred per cent.
By eight o’clock on the Christmas eve in question, St. Michael’s
was full to overflowing. The din of loud talking and yelling was
deafening. The voice of Sim Sprigs, the manager, could be heard above
that of any one else, exhorting the young bloods to “furmember”
their sweethearts, and “treat ’um often.” The idea of treating was
of primary importance to the success of the entertainment. It meant
that the boys were to lavish their last cent on the girls. In fact,
the prompting in the dance was equipped with a special figure for
such occasions,—“Promenade to de bar.” The cry of “treat me” could
everywhere be heard in powerful soprano tones. If a girl met a boy
she knew she invariably asked him to treat her. When a boy asked a
girl to dance, she usually answered, “Yup, uf you’ll treat me fust,”
frequently stipulating the amount of the investment.
“Rem” and Judy arrived a little late. The first dance was already in
progress. Every one naturally glanced up to see who had entered. The
newcomers shook off their slight embarrassment by at once joining in
the waltz. Very soon they were as much a part of the crowd as any
other couple in the house.
[Illustration: Man and woman on bench]
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