X-mas sketches from the Dartmouth Literary Monthly — John Shaqi
X-mas sketches from the Dartmouth Literary Monthly
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X-mas sketches from the Dartmouth Literary Monthly
Christmas stories; College students' writings, American -- New Hampshire -- Hanover
As soon as the opening set closed, there was a general thronging to
“de bar.” “Rem” made his purchases and retired. With a large bag in
one hand, and Judy on the other arm, he sought the seclusion of the
old pulpit. The inclosure was furnished with only the preacher’s
bench, but that had plenty of length for two. “Rem” and Judy sat
down, with the bag between them. The former seized a huge piece of
cake, and intimated to the latter that she might “dip in.” The second
dance was “sot out.” When the third was announced, neither “Rem” nor
Judy had engaged a partner. It was natural and pleasant enough for
them to dance together again. Further along, they did not hesitate
to pass over several sets at a time. All spare moments were spent in
the pulpit. “Rem” kept an abundance of nicknacks on hand, so that
they might “dip in,” and relieve the embarrassment of occasional
silence. Until quite late the conversation was, on the whole,
comparatively general. “Rem” now came a little more to the point, by
remarking that he had “bin ’templatin’ takin’ a wife.”
“Is you?” said Judy, simply. “Dat’s good.”
“Jobs is bin putty brisk dis fall,” added “Rem,” “an’ I’s got my
yother room all fixed.”
“Is you done picked her out?” asked Judy, with apparent unconcern.
“Picked her out!” exclaimed “Rem,” “long’s I bin gwine wid you, Judy
Marshall, now you ax me who I wants to marry!”
Rosy dawn dispersed the moneychangers from the temple and shamed the
lovers from the pulpit. On the following Sunday, St. Michael’s church
was packed with an unusually large audience, and the morning service
was concluded with a wedding.
“Judy Marshall,” said the preacher, “does you solemnly promise to
live up to dis man, lack you ought ter?”
“I does.”
“Remington Ingleheart, is you gwine to cherry dis ’oman, whether
she’s sick or no?”
“Sho’s God, I be!”
[Illustration: Decoration]
CHRISTMAS EVE AT THE CLUB.
CHRISTMAS EVE AT THE CLUB.
HARRY A. TERREL.
[Illustrations by H. M. Chase.]
“What if she i-s waiting? Ha, ha, ha,—hic! it’ll do her good to wait.”
The speaker was a well dressed, wealthy young aristocrat of New
York. It was Christmas eve at the club, and he had sat with his
comrades-in-revelry at cards and wine till the early hours of the
morning, not thinking of his young wife at home, alone; and when one
of the soberer of the company asked if his wife would be waiting for
him, he answered, with a mocking laugh, “Ha, ha, ha—hic! it’ll do her
good to wait.”
[Illustration: Man with cane]
Finally the wine-cup was emptied for the last time, and the party at
the club dispersed. The aristocrat wandered unsteadily homeward. A
few blocks from his residence a fire-engine thundered past him, and
he gave a drunken shout to the drivers, as if to encourage them, and
continued on his way.
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