Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
Miss Quirtt looked at them unbelievingly. "I didn't send anyone out
there," she said, her voice racing uphill, out of control. "I had no
intention of going myself, either. That was just a touch of mystery to
throw you off the track. I don't intend to give you that brief case at
any price. Besides," she added thoughtfully, "I don't know any little
ferrets that ... that click."
"I wonder who it was?" Toffee said, deeply absorbed in the question.
The strange, fanatic gleam suddenly burned more brightly in the
horrible woman's eyes. "I'm going to ruin you, Marc Pillsworth!" she
announced dramatically, her stringy voice rising to such a pitch that
it caused one to wonder if she hadn't studied bird calls at one time or
another. Then she added as an afterthought, "And I think I'll kill you,
too."
"But why?" Marc and Toffee chorused.
Miss Quirtt's eyes rolled again, this time in a painful attempt at
coyness. "You promise you won't tell?" she asked foolishly.
Marc and Toffee exchanged a glance that held a full hour's discussion
on the woman's mental status.
"Of course not," Toffee said persuasively. "Your secret couldn't be in
safer hands."
"Well," Miss Quirtt said, becoming incongruously chatty, considering
the formidable weapon in her hand, "I'll tell you all about it. It's
all part of a plan, and it's terribly clever. I'm sure you'll think
so." She paused to smile at them like a five-year-old about to recite
a poem before company. "I've been working for big firms for twenty
years now ... and just working that's all. I've been watching my smug
employers and their smug wives, going about their smug lives, never
giving me a thought, for twenty years. Can you imagine what that can
do to a sensitive woman, like me?" She turned pleading eyes on Toffee.
"Has a boss ever made a pass at me?"
"No!" Toffee cried, catching the confessional spirit of the thing.
Miss Quirtt nodded approvingly. She seemed to like dramatic effect.
"Has a boss' wife ever been jealous of me?" she screeched.
"No!" Toffee cried again, recognizing her cue.
* * * * *
"That's right," Miss Quirtt continued sadly, brushing a tear away from
the end of her nose with the muzzle of the gun, then promptly leveling
the weapon directly to Marc's heart. "They never have. So I decided to
ruin the lot of them." She turned back to Marc. "You're not the first
one," she said, beginning to brighten. "There have been many others. I
used to work for Mr. Burke."
"The ... the Mr. Burke that committed suicide?" Marc faltered.
"That's right," Miss Quirtt answered proudly. "That was one of my most
poetic projects. Mr. Burke found himself with a lot of worthless stock
on his hands one morning, and simply jumped out the window. He died
without ever knowing who had bought the stuff for him. We parted the
best of friends. He left me one of my very finest references ... along
with the suicide note."
"It did end well, didn't it?" Toffee put in blandly.
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