Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
Miss Quirtt stared at her, not seeming to be so much amazed as
thoughtful. "I'll have to think this over," she said pensively. "I had
my heart set on making corpses of you, ... being my first, and all, you
know." She crossed to the door and locked it, keeping the key, then
turned back to them apologetically. "I'm afraid I'll have to leave you
for a while," she said. "I'll have to dream about this. I get all my
best ideas in my dreams."
"I'll bet you do," Marc said flatly.
She regarded the crack in the wall for a moment. "The landlord's going
to make an awful fuss about that. He's so narrow minded. What's a home,
if you can't shoot it up a bit once in a while?" She turned to Toffee.
"It's rude of me, I know, to leave you alone like this, but I simply
have to get to sleep right away, to think of some way to rub you out,
as they say. You won't mind?"
"Certainly not!" Toffee replied grandly. "Go right ahead!"
As the strange woman started in the direction of the bedroom, Marc
turned amazedly to Toffee. "She's crazy as a loon," he whispered.
"Balmy as a night in June," Toffee hissed back.
Suddenly Miss Quirtt whirled about. "I heard that!" she shrieked. "I
heard what you said!" She regarded Toffee regretfully. "And I thought
you were such a nice, helpful girl, too. It makes me sad to know that
you can't be trusted. Now I won't be able to enjoy having your corpse
around, like I would have." She moved quickly to a closet, dragged out
two straight jackets, and handed them to Marc and Toffee. "Put them
on!" she commanded, brandishing her gun.
"They're perfectly lovely," Toffee said sarcastically, struggling into
hers. "They remind me of nurse's uniforms. Where did you ever get them?"
"Oh, I have dozens of them," Miss Quirtt said proudly. "And they were
all given to me. Every time I go for a vacation, when I leave, they
give me one of those. I remember a lovely summer at Bellview. The one
you have on reminds me of it."
A few minutes later, Miss Quirtt surveyed her trussed up guests from
her bedroom door, and smiled with satisfaction. "I think the gags were
a nice idea, too," she said. "You'll have to be quiet, anyway, if I'm
to get any sleep." Then, closing the door, she sighed, "Oh, but you'll
make such lovely corpses. And I can hardly wait to have some of my own."
Silently, Marc and Toffee, their mouths uncomfortably full of Miss
Quirtt's more intimate garments, gazed at each other mournfully.
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