The favorite theory, however, is that the choice of bosses will be made
by popular election, and such a course would be eminently socialistic
in that it cynically and entirely ignores the claims of individual
efficiency.
We know how inadequate a system of election may be, especially when
popularity becomes the important factor in the choice of a candidate.
It is not easy to imagine the complications that will ensue when every
question of management of social affairs must be determined by the vote
of the people.
In “Two and Two Make Four” (p. 230), Bird S. Coler, a most practical
man of affairs, presents a sample of the questions upon which the
people might be called upon to vote, thus giving us an opportunity to
see how wisely we may be governed under Socialism:
“Boris Humphiak says puddling is a hot, hard job, and he doesn’t see
why he should blister and sweat while Reginald Carnegie just sits in
a cool office talking to a stenographer. Comrade Carnegie explains to
Comrade Humphiak that the Carnegie labor is necessary, directive labor,
and can be performed in the office, while the Humphiak labor is manual
labor and must be performed in the puddling room. Comrade Humphiak
cannot see it. He says each man ought to take his turn at puddling and
at superintending. Let us vote on it. There are a thousand puddlers,
one superintendent. The vote is a thousand to one for the Humphiak
proposition. Comrade Carnegie goes down to the puddling room, tries to
puddle, to the intense joy of the other puddlers who cease labor in
order to enjoy his weak and inefficient attempts to puddle; and, when
blinded and exhausted, he overturns a vat of molten metal, those who
survive are sorry and those who do not, among whom is Comrade Carnegie,
do not care any more. Meanwhile, Comrade Humphiak goes into the office,
lights a cigar and neglects to give some orders, as a result of which
forgetfulness on his part, the mill burns down.”
There is nothing absurd in the picture which Mr. Coler has drawn.
Complications just as serious would arise were the questions of
direction left to a popular vote; yet, if such matters are not settled
by the ballot, how are they to be adjusted?
“Some kind of organization labor must have,” says Herbert Spencer (“A
Plea for Liberty,” p. 10), “and if it is not that which arises by
agreement under free competition it must be that which is imposed by
authority.... Without alternative, the work must be done, and without
alternative the benefit whatever it may be must be accepted.”
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