Through Hell with Hiprah Hunt: A Series of Pictures and Notes of Travel Illustrating the Adventures of a Modern Dante in the Infernal Regions; Also Other Pictures of the Same Subterranean World — Dante Alighieri — John Shaqi
Through Hell with Hiprah Hunt: A Series of Pictures and Notes of Travel Illustrating the Adventures of a Modern Dante in the Infernal Regions; Also Other Pictures of the Same Subterranean World
Dante Alighieri · en
After resting in the shadow of a huge bastion of rock, a Demon helps him
climb the wall surrounding the compartment wherein the careless people
are punished.
He sees a dentist he had known, a man who was just as sure to pull a
tooth that didn’t need pulling as the one that did--whose filling work
invariably had to be done over by someone else.
Mr. Hunt asks him how he is enjoying himself, but receives no reply.
[Illustration]
[Illustration: FATE OF A CARELESS DENTIST.]
_CANTO L._
In this Canto the poet describes the punishment of policemen whose chief
pleasure on earth was flaunting their authority and clubbing small boys.
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He relates also his passage through the midst of that region where
soulless monopolists are obliged to obey the anti-trust mandates of
Infernal law. Seated in large frying-pans they bubble and hiss over
never-dying fires.
With power of description worthy of Dante himself, he sees “one
corpulent person flop in the pan, head down, as pop-corn jumps with the
heat.”
[Illustration: “RULE OR RUIN” MONOPOLISTS]
[Illustration: HAVING FUN WITH A BRUTAL POLICEMAN.]
_CANTO LI._
With the example of Dante ever before him, Mr. Hunt determines to keep
on, though the discomforts of travel grow and the scenes unnerve him. He
is reflecting on these impediments when he comes upon a vast
amphitheatre, where the tax-dodgers are punished.
[Illustration]
[Illustration: EXCITING SPORT.]
_CANTO LII._
With the aid of his field glass, the explorer inspects the 14th section.
Prowling about a rock-bound region he discerns afar off, strange
cat-like animals that on inquiry he learns are the transformed souls of
those who left their cats to starve while they betook themselves to the
country for a season of pleasure.
Although overcome by hunger, every eatable thing evades them or is
snatched away by little imps that skip gleefully about with squeaks of
merriment.
[Illustration]
[Illustration: THE PENALTY FOR CAT-STARVING.]
_CANTO LIII._
Hiprah Hunt holds discourse with Beelzebub, who is general
superintendent of the whole lower section of Hell.
He learns from this distinguished personage that Satan makes a tour of
his region every month on a special train. From the platform of his
private car he gives instructions to his employees.
[Illustration]
[Illustration: SATAN ON A TOUR OF INSPECTION.]
_CANTO LIV._
Mr. Hunt now discontinues his explorations for a while to become a guest
of Satan at the Infernal Theatre.
Satan and the explorer meet at the entrance, which is at the top of the
house, and enter the royal box by a private elevator. Satan is received
as usual on public occasions with the Infernal yell, “Zip! Zizz! Whee!
who are we, give us a chance and you will see!”
The distinguished guest also comes in for a round of cheers and a
wagging of tails, to which he responds with a bow.