Lady Jim of Curzon Street: A Novel — David Hume — John Shaqi
Lady Jim of Curzon Street: A Novel
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"An honoured name!"
"Sneerin' won't alter facts, Leah. The name of Kaimes has always been
honoured----"
"Till you dragged it through the mud," interrupted Leah, in her turn.
"The old Duke is all right, and Frith's a kind man, if somewhat dull.
But you--oh heavens! to think that such a Saul should be amongst the
prophets."
Jim, not understanding the scriptural allusion, thought he was being
chaffed, a liberty which his bovine pride resented by two minutes of
sulky silence. Moreover, he dreaded his wife's formidable tongue, the
lash of which could cut through even his tough hide.
"How are we goin' to get through the business at this rate?" was his
next contribution to the conversation. "You don't remember that I've
to meet a fellow at the club to see about a bet. An' I haven't got one
shillin' to rattle against another," declared Jim, pathetically.
"Well," was the sharp reply, "I have to shop this afternoon with but
one miserable sovereign in my purse."
Lord Jim opened his sleepy blue eyes. "I say, you couldn't----?"
"No," said his wife, decisively. "I couldn't and I wouldn't, and I
can't and I shan't. Perhaps you'll read the paper and let me think."
"All right," said Kaimes, reaching for the _Sporting Times_. "I want
to see the bettin' on Podaskas."
"Betting will be your ruin."
"Has been," corrected Jim, chuckling; then reverted to his early
metaphor: "We're on the rocks this time, Leah, and no mistake."
His wife cast a look of scorn on the pink-and-white face she had once
thought handsome. And, indeed, Kaimes was good-looking in a heavy
Saxon way. Tall and muscular, with the strength of a bull and the
manners of a bear, he was precisely the sort of brutal athlete to
attract women. They flocked round him like bees, and gave him more
honey than was good for him. He accepted their endearments with the
complacent vanity of an egotist, and took little trouble to please
even the prettiest, whereupon he was adored the more.
Leah, with her elbows on the breakfast-table, stared at Jim's
well-brushed head bending over the pink sheets, and asked herself, for
the hundredth time, why she had married him. Physically he resembled a
splendid Hercules, but in another sense the likeness was not a
speaking one. He satisfied her eyes, and in no other way gave her
pleasure. When he talked, he babbled vainly about himself and his
doings, to the exclusion of any topic likely to interest other people.
Possessed of that easy good-nature which refuses nothing, which costs
nothing, Jim Kaimes was looked upon as "a good fellow," a title which
covers a multitude of the minor sins. Jim would have been meritorious
as a cave-man, and pre-historically perfect. As a civilised being he
left very much to be desired.
The subject was neither agreeable nor inexhaustible, and Leah rose
with a shrug of her shapely shoulders. Jim looked up.
"Well?" he asked encouragingly.
"Nothing!" said his wife, curtly, and moved to the window.