Lady Jim of Curzon Street: A Novel — David Hume — John Shaqi
Lady Jim of Curzon Street: A Novel
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Here she leaned against the sash and looked at the narrow grey street
which was such a good address to impress tradesmen, and so expensive
to live in. Not that the question of rent troubled the pair. They paid
none, and would have been as much insulted, if visited on quarter-day,
as an Irish tenant. The Duke of Pentland at the time of their marriage
had presented them with the furnished "10, Curzon Street," but
hampered with certain restrictions. They could not sell it, or even
mortgage it, nor could money be raised on the furniture. The Duke paid
all rates and taxes, and saw to all repairs. Beyond dwelling in this
very desirable residence, and calling it publicly their home, Lord and
Lady Jim had no interest in it whatsoever. Both thought it was
ridiculous that they could not turn the Curzon Street house into
money, when they needed ready cash so badly.
And life was so hard to people of their standing and tastes. Leah came
of a bankrupt family, and had brought nothing to Jim but her own
clever, beautiful self. She considered the two thousand a year which
the Duke allowed his second son opulence, until she learned what
delightful things money could buy. Then Jim used a large amount of the
quarterly payments on his own account, and tradesmen would not give
her the delightful things without money. She certainly had bills in
nearly every shop in Bond Street and out of it, but even bills had to
be paid in the long run. The post brought a good many, and brought
also lawyers' letters, not pleasant to read. Between them, this happy
pair had mortgaged their income, and the money they had obtained was
all gone. Now they had no income and many bills. What was to be done?
This problem Jim had set Leah to solve, but clever as she knew herself
to be, the solution was beyond her.
"Can't you borrow, Jim?" she asked, turning gloomily from the window.
"Perhaps a fiver," was the prompt response; "every one's as mean as
mean. I've tried 'em all. And you?"
Leah shook her head.
"Twenty pounds, for all my asking."
"There's your godmother, old Lady Canvey," suggested Jim. "She's as
rich as Dives."
"And, like Dives, won't give a penny to this Lazarus. She smiles, and
talks epigrams, and preaches, but as to helping----" Leah shrugged her
shoulders again.
The action drew her husband's attention to a very magnificent figure
which was loudly admired. Jim had admired it himself before he had got
used to seeing it in the breakfast-room. Now it struck him that this
attraction might be turned into money.
"You're a ripping woman in the way of looks," he said, throwing down
the newspaper; "if you went on the stage--eh?"
"As the fairy queen?" inquired his wife, scornfully: "that's about all
I'm suited for. I know the things I can't do, Jim, and acting is one.
Besides, think of what the Duke would say."
Jim yawned, and lighted a cigarette.
"He can't say more than he has said," he remarked, lazily. "'Sides, I
never go to hear him preach, now."
"No; you send me."