Monsieur Judas: A Paradox — David Hume — John Shaqi
Monsieur Judas: A Paradox
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"That remains to be seen," said Fanks, smiling. "Come now, Roger, tell
me your trouble. Though we have been parted for ten years, I have
often thought of my school friend. Unburden your heart to me; it will
relieve your mind if it does nothing else."
Thus adjured, Roger brightened up, and settling himself comfortably in
his chair, put his feet against the mantelpiece, blew a thick cloud of
smoke, and began to tell his story.
"I'm afraid my story hasn't the merit of novelty," he said, candidly.
"After you left school I remained, as you know. Then my parents
died--within a few months of each other--and I found myself a
well-provided orphan. When I say well-provided, I mean that I had an
income of three hundred a year, and one can always live comfortably on
six pounds a week, if not extravagant. Being thus independent of the
world, the flesh, and the devil, meaning thereby the employer, the
publisher, and the critic, I went in for writing poetry. It didn't
pay, of course, this being the age of sensational literature; but
verse manufacturing amused me, and I wandered all over England and the
Continent in a desultory sort of way. A kind of grand tour in the poet
line, midway between the poverty of Goldsmith and the luxury of Byron.
I published a book of poems and the critics abused it--found plenty of
faults and no virtues. Well, I was wrathful at this new massacre of
the literary innocents and fled to the land of Egypt--in plain English
I went down to Ventnor in the Isle of Wight. There I met Her--"
"With a large 'H,' of course," murmured Mr. Fanks, sympathetically.
"For the second time. I then--"
"Ah! May I ask where you met her for the first time?"
"Oh, in some other place," said Roger, evasively; "but that's got
nothing to do with the subject. The first time we met--well, it was
the first time."
"I didn't think it was the second, fond lover. But I understand the
second time was the critical one."
"Exactly! It was last August," said Axton, speaking rapidly, so as to
give Fanks no further opportunity of interrupting. "I was, as I have
stated, at Ventnor, with the idea of writing a drama--Shakespearean,
of course--Elizabethan style, you understand, with a dash of modern
cynicism, and _fin de siècle_ flippancy in it. Wandering about
Ventnor, I came across Judith Varlins."
"For the second time of asking--I mean meeting," interpolated Fanks,
lightly. "So her name was Judith. Heroic name, suggestive of queenly
woman, dark-browed Cleopatra, and all that sort of thing. I picture to
myself a grand Semiramis."
Roger shook his head.
"No; she was not a handsome woman. Tall, graceful, dark-browed, if you
like, but not pretty."
"Pshaw! who ever called regal Semiramis pretty? Such a weak adjective.
But I guess your meaning. Her mind was more beautiful than her face."
"If her face had been as beautiful as her mind, sir," replied Axton,
in the Johnsonian style, "she would have been the most beautiful woman
in the world."