Monsieur Judas: A Paradox — David Hume — John Shaqi
Monsieur Judas: A Paradox
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"An all-sufficient reason, indeed," remarked Mr. Fanks, drily, making
digs at his book with the pencil. "I wonder you weren't called as a
witness."
"No necessity. I know nothing of the affair."
"Absolutely nothing?" (interrogative).
"Absolutely nothing." (decisive).
Mr. Fanks twirled his vicious little pencil in his fingers, closed his
secretive little book with a snap, and replaced them both in his
pocket with a sigh.
"You are a most unsatisfactory medicine, my dear Roger. You have done
nothing to cure my detective fever."
"Am I so bad as that? Come now, I'll tell you one thing: I slept in
the room next to that of the dead man."
"You did?"
"Yes."
"And you heard nothing on that night!"
"If you walked twenty miles during the day, Fanks, you would have been
too tired to listen for the sounds of a possible murder."
"Yes, yes, of course. What a pity we can't look twenty-four hours
ahead of things; it would save such a lot of trouble."
"And prevent such a lot of murders. If such prophetic power were given
to humanity, I'm afraid your occupation would be gone."
"Othello's remark! yes, of course; but I'm sorry you slept so soundly
on that night, as some one might have been in the dead man's room."
"Why do you think so?" asked Roger, quickly.
"Because the door was slightly ajar," replied Fanks, sagaciously; "a
nervous man would not have slept with his door like that. You're sure
you heard nothing?"
"Quite sure."
"It's a pity--a great pity. By the way, have you ever been to
Ironfields?"
Roger hesitated, turned uneasily in his chair, and at last blurted
out:
"No; I have never been to Ironfields."
"Humph!" said Fanks, looking doubtfully at him. "I thought you might
have met Miss Varlins there for the first time."
"So I might," replied Roger, equably; "at the same time I might have
met her in London."
"So you don't know anything about Ironfields."
"Only that it is a manufacturing town given over to the domination of
foundries and millionaires in the iron interest; to me it is simply a
geographical expression."
"I plead guilty to the same state of ignorance, but I will shortly be
wiser, because I am going down to Ironfields."
"What for?" demanded Roger, with a start.
"I shouldn't let you into the secrets of the prison house,"
said Mr. Fanks, severely; "but as you are 'mine own familiar
friend'--Shakespeare again, ubiquitous poet well, as you are mine own
familiar friend, I don't mind telling you in confidence, I'm going
down to see Wosk & Co., of Ironfields, Chemists."
"And your object?"
"Is to find out the name of the gentleman who bought those pills."
"I don't see what good that will do."