_Waiter._ "Oh! no,—as a commercial traveller, sir." * * * * * TO DESCRIBE A CIRCLE ROUND A GIVEN POINT.—Get into a cab, and order the driver to take you to the Bank of England. * * * * * HOW TO SEE JENNY LIND'S PORTRAIT.—Visit an affected mother; let the subject of your conversation be the Opera, and she is sure to introduce one of her daughters who is universally acknowledged to be the "exact picture of Jenny Lind." INCREDIBLE TESTIMONIAL. THE EARL OF OLDBUFFOUGH'S DAUGHTER'S DOLL CURED BY THE USE OF HOLLOWAY'S OINTMENT, ROWLAND'S KALYDOR AND MACASSAR, GRIMSTONE'S EYE SNUFF, PARR'S LIFE PILLS, STOLBERG'S VOICE LOZENGES, ETC. [Illustration: MORRISON'S PILLS—A GREAT REDUCTION ON TAKING a QUANTITY. ] Extract from an interesting Letter from Lady AMELIA (the lovely Daughter of the venerable Earl of OLDBUFFOUGH) to her Cousin, Lady ARAMINTA LAMB. "NAPLES, _9th of October, 1848_. "MY DEAREST, DEAREST, DEAREST, EVER FONDEST ARAMINTA,—On my arrival here I was _so_ sorry to learn that my darling doll had been thrown out of the carriage, and sadly hurt by the fall; but I must tell you, first of all, she had been terribly upset by the shaking of the steam-vessel, for she tumbled out of her berth, and it was a thousand mercies she was not smashed into a thousand pieces. As it was, the shock was too much for her delicate nerves, and she was laid up for a month in a drawer. Her beautiful ringlets (auburn, you will recollect) all fell off. Her lovely complexion had completely gone from dropping into the sea, and her pretty eyelids, once so quick, would neither open nor shut, though I tried pins and everything I could think of to make her open them. Oh, Araminta darling, believe me when I assure you I was tossed about so madly that I was completely bouleversé.