Lefty Locke, pitcher-manager — John Locke — John Shaqi
Lefty Locke, pitcher-manager
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"I am deeply interested and curious," declared Weegman, as the narrator
paused, puffing complacently at his weed. "Go on."
Locke had stopped near at hand, and was listening. Others were hovering
about, their ears open, their faces wreathed in smiles.
"It was a simple matter of scientific knowledge and a little
skulduggery," pursued the story-teller obligingly. "I possessed the
knowledge, and I bribed the bat boy of old Breck's team to perform the
skulduggery. I sent to the factory and had some special baseballs
manufactured for me, and in the heart of each ball was hidden a tiny but
powerful magnet. Then I secretly furnished the rascally bat boy with a
specially prepared steel rod that would violently repel any magnet
that chanced to wander around into the immediate vicinity of the rod. I
instructed the boy to bore Breck's pet bat surreptitiously when the
shades of night had fallen, insert the steel rod, and then craftily
plug the hole. And may I never sail the briny deep again if that
little scoundrel didn't carry out my instructions with the skill of a
cutthroat, or a diplomat, even! Nature intended him for higher things.
If he isn't hanged some day it won't be his fault.
"Well, the next time old Breck brought his team to play against us
upon our field, I used the magnetized baseballs. I was doing the hurling
and in the very first inning the old swatter came up with the sacks
charged and two out. He smiled a smile of pity as he bent his baleful
glance upon me. 'You'd better walk me, Walter,' says he, 'and
force a run; for if you put the spheroid over I'm going to give it a
long ride.' I returned his smile with one of the most magnanimous
contempt. 'Don't blow up, old boy,' says I. 'With the exception of
your batting, you're all in; and I've a notion that your batting eye is
becoming dim and hazy. Let's see you hit this.' Then I passed him a
slow, straight one right over the middle of the rubber. He took a mighty
swing at it, meaning to slam it over into the next county. Well, mate,
may I be keelhauled if that ball didn't dodge the bat like a scared
rabbit! Mind you, I hadn't put a thing on it, but the repulsion of
that deneoutronized steel rod hidden in the bat forced the ball to
take the handsomest drop you ever beheld, and the violence with which
old Breck smote the vacant ozone caused him to spin round and concuss
upon the ground when he sat down. It was a tremendous shock to his
nervous system, and it filled me with unbounded jubilance; for I knew I
had him at my mercy, literally in the hollow of my hand.
"He rose painfully, chagrined and annoyed, but still confident. 'Give
me another like that, you little wart!' he ordered savagely, 'and I'll
knock the peeling off it.' Beaming, I retorted: 'You couldn't knock
the peeling off a prune. Here's what you called for.' And I threw him
another slow, straight one.