They went to the theater that evening, and during the first entr'acte
strolled into the rooms. Except the theater the Casino administration
provides nothing that can allure the visitor from the only purpose of the
establishment. Even the bar at the end of the atrium could tempt nobody not
seriously parched with thirst. It is the most comfortless pleasure-house in
Europe. You are driven, deliberately, in desperation into the rooms.
Zora and Septimus were standing by the decorous hush of a _trente et
quarante_ table, when they were joined by Mr. Clem Sypher. He greeted them
like old acquaintances.
"I reckoned I should meet you sometime to-night. Winning?"
"We never play," said Zora.
Which was true. A woman either plunges feverishly into the vice of gambling
or she is kept away from it by her inborn economic sense of the uses of
money. She cannot regard it like a man, as a mere amusement. Light loves
are somewhat in the same category. Hence many misunderstandings between the
sexes. Zora found the amusement profitless, the vice degraded. So, after
her first evening, she played no more. Septimus did not count.
"We never play," said Zora.
"Neither do I," said Sypher.
"The real way to enjoy Monte Carlo is to regard these rooms as
non-existent. I wish they were."
"Oh, don't say that," Sypher exclaimed quickly. "They are most useful. They
have a wisely ordained purpose. They are the meeting-place of the world. I
come here every year and make more acquaintances in a day than I do
elsewhere in a month. Soon I shall know everybody and everybody will know
me, and they'll take away with them to Edinburgh and Stockholm and Uruguay
and Tunbridge Wells--to all corners of the earth--a personal knowledge of
the cure."
"Oh--I see. From that point of view--" said Zora.
"Of course. What other could there be? You see the advantage? It makes the
thing human. It surrounds it with personality. It shows that 'Friend of
Humanity' isn't a cant phrase. They recommend the cure to their friends.
'Are you sure it's all right?' they are asked. 'Of course it is,' they can
reply. _'I know the man, Clem Sypher himself.'_ And the friends are
convinced and go about saying they know a man who knows Clem Sypher, and so
the thing spreads like a snowball. Have you read the pamphlet?"
"It was most interesting," said Zora mendaciously.
"I thought you'd find it so. I've brought something in my pocket for you."
He searched and brought out a couple of little red celluloid boxes, which
he handed to Septimus.
"There are two sample boxes of the cure--one for Mrs. Middlemist and one
for yourself, Mr. Dix. You both have a touch of the sun. Put it on
to-night. Let it stay there for five minutes; then rub off with a smooth,
dry towel. In the morning you'll see the miracle." He looked at Septimus
earnestly. "Quite sure you haven't anything in the nature of an eruption on
you?"