"Oho!" said Emmy.
"What do you mean?"
"Nothing, dear."
"Look here, Emmy," said Zora, half laughing, half angry. "If you say or
think such a thing I'll--I'll slap you. Mr. Sypher and I are friends. He
hasn't the remotest idea of our being anything else. If he had, I would
never speak to him again as long as I live."
Emmy whistled a comedy air, and drummed on the window-pane.
"He's a very remarkable man," said Zora.
"A most superior person," mimicked Emmy.
"And I don't think it's very good taste in us to discuss him in this
manner."
"But, my dear," said Emmy, "it's you that are discussing him. I'm not. The
only remark I made about him was a quotation from mother."
"I'm going up to dress for dinner," said Zora.
She was just a little indignant. Only into Emmy's fluffy head could so
preposterous an idea have entered. Clem Sypher in love with her? If so, why
not Septimus Dix? The thing thus reduced itself to an absurdity. She
laughed to herself, half ashamed of having allowed Emmy to see that she
took her child's foolishness seriously, and came down to dinner serene and
indulgent.
CHAPTER VII
"Are you going to have your bath first, or your breakfast?" asked
Wiggleswick, putting his untidy gray head inside the sitting-room door.
Septimus ran his ivory rule nervously through his hair.
"I don't know. Which would you advise?"
"What?" bawled Wiggleswick.
Septimus repeated his remark in a louder voice.
"If I had to wash myself in cold water," said Wiggleswick contemptuously,
"I'd do it on an empty stomach."
"But if the water were warm?"
"Well, the water ain't warm, so it's no good speculating."
"Dear me," said Septimus. "Now that's just what I enjoy doing."
Wiggleswick grunted. "I'll turn on the tap and leave it."
The door having closed behind his body servant, Septimus laid his ivory
rule on the portion of the complicated diagram of machinery which he had
been measuring off, and soon became absorbed in his task. It was four
o'clock in the afternoon. He had but lately risen, and sat in pyjamas and
dressing-gown over his drawing. A bundle of proofs and a jam-pot containing
a dissipated looking rosebud lay on that space of the table not occupied by
the double-elephant sheet of paper. By his side was a manuscript covered
with calculations to which he referred or added from time to time. A bleak
November light came in through the window, and Septimus's chair was on the
right-hand side of the table. It was characteristic of him to sit
unnecessarily in his own light.
Presently a more than normal darkening of the room caused him to look at
the window. Clem Sypher stood outside, gazing at him with amused curiosity.
Hospitably, Septimus rose and flung the casement window open.
"Do come in."
As the aperture was two feet square, all of Clem Sypher that could respond
to the invitation was his head and shoulders.
"Is it good morning, good afternoon, or good night?" he asked, surveying
Septimus's attire.