The Glory of Clementina Wing — John Locke — John Shaqi
The Glory of Clementina Wing
John Locke · en
Now there is a reason for most things, even for a parlour-maid’s tilt of
the nose. The personal appearance of the guests would have tilted the
nose of any self-respecting parlour-maid in Russell Square. They were a
strange trio. All were shabby and out-at-elbows. All wore the insecure,
apologetic collar which is one of the most curious badges of the
down-at-heel. All bore on their faces the signs of privation and
suffering; Huckaby, lantern-jawed, black-bearded and watery-eyed;
Vandermeer, small, decrepit, pinched of feature, with crisp, sparse red
hair and the bright eyes of a hungry wolf; Billiter, the flabby remains
of a heavily built florid man, with a black moustache turning grey. They
were ghosts of the past, who once a week came back to the plentiful
earth, lived for a few brief hours in the land that had been their
heritage, talked of the things they had once loved, and went forth (so
Quixtus hoped) cheered and comforted for their next week’s wandering on
the banks of Acheron. Once a week they sat at a friend’s table and ate
generous food, drank generous wine, and accepted help from a friend’s
generous hand. Help they all needed, and like desperate men would snatch
it from any hand held out to them. Huckaby had been a successful coach
at Cambridge; Vandermeer, who had forsaken early in life a banking
office for the Temple of Literary Fame, had starved for years on
free-lance journalism; Billiter, of Rugby and Oxford, had run through a
fortune. All waste products of the world’s factory. Among the many
things they had in common was an unquenchable thirst, which they
dissimulated in Russell Square; but they made up for it by patronising
their host. When a beneficiary is humble he is either deserving or has
touched the lowest depths of degradation.
Quixtus presided happily at the meal. With strangers he was shy and
diffident; but here he was at his ease, among old friends none the less
valued because they had fallen by the wayside. Into the reason of their
fall it did not concern him to inquire. All that mattered was their
obvious affection and the obvious brightness that fortune had enabled
him to shed on their lives.
“I wonder,” said he, with one of his sudden smiles, “I wonder if you
fellows know how I prize these evenings of ours.”
“They’re Attic Symposia,” said Huckaby.
“I’ve been thinking of a series of articles on them, after the manner of
the _Noctes Ambrosianæ_,” said Vandermeer.
“They would quite bear it,” Huckaby agreed. “I think we get better talk
here than anywhere else I know. I’m a sometime Fellow of Corpus Christi
College, Cambridge,”—he rolled out the alliterative phrase with great
sonority—“and I know the talk in the Combination Room; but it’s
pedantic—pedantic. Not ripe and mellow like ours.”
“I’m not a brainy chap like you others,” said Billiter, wiping his
dragoon’s moustache, “but I like to have my mind improved, now and
then.”