The Glory of Clementina Wing — John Locke — John Shaqi
The Glory of Clementina Wing
John Locke · en
The next day, while he was at breakfast—he breakfasted rather
late—Tommy Burgrave was announced. Tommy, who had already eaten with
the appetite of youth, immediately after his cold bath, declined to join
his uncle in a meal, but for the sake of sociability trifled with
porridge, kidneys, cold ham, hot rolls and marmalade, while Quixtus
feasted on a soft-boiled egg and a piece of dry toast. When his
barmecide meal was over, Tommy came to the business of the day. For some
inexplicable, unconjecturable reason his monthly allowance had gone,
disappeared, vanished into the _Ewigkeit_. What in the world was he to
do?
Now it must be explained that Tommy Burgrave was an orphan, the son of
Ephraim Quixtus’s only sister, and his whole personal estate a sum of
money invested in a mortgage which brought him in fifty pounds a year.
On fifty pounds a year a young man cannot lead the plenteous life as far
as food and raiment are concerned, rent a studio (even though it be a
converted first-floor back, as Tommy’s was) and a bedroom in Romney
Place, travel (even on a bicycle, as Tommy did) about England, and
entertain ladies to dinner at restaurants—even though the ladies may be
only models, and the restaurants in Soho. He must have other financial
support. This other financial support came to him in the guise of a
generous allowance from his uncle. But as the generosity of his
instincts—and who in the world would be a cynic, animated blight,
curmudgeon enough to check the generous instincts of youth?—as, I say,
the generosity of his instincts outran the generosity of his allowance,
towards the end of every month Tommy found himself in a most naturally
inexplicable position. At the end of the month, therefore, Tommy came to
Russell Square and trifled with porridge, kidneys, cold ham, hot rolls
and marmalade, while his uncle feasted on a soft-boiled egg and a piece
of dried toast, and, at the end of his barmecide feast, came to
business.
On the satisfactory conclusion thereof (and it had never been known to
be otherwise) Tommy lit a cigar—he liked his uncle’s cigars.
“Well,” said he, “what do you think of Clementina?”
“I think,” said Quixtus, with a faint luminosity lighting his china-blue
eyes, “I think that Clementina, being an artist, is a problem. But if
she weren’t an artist and in a different class of life, she would be a
model old family servant in a great house in which the family, by no
chance whatever, resided.”
Tommy laughed. “It seemed tremendously funny to bring you two together.”
Quixtus smiled indulgently. “So it was a practical joke on your part?”
“Oh no!” cried Tommy, flaring up. “You mustn’t think that. There’s only
one painter living who has, her power—and I’m one of the people who
know it—and I wanted her to paint you. Besides, she is a thorough good
sort—through and through.”