The Glory of Clementina Wing — John Locke — John Shaqi
The Glory of Clementina Wing
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Quixtus shivered. The cabman, who had hastily dispossessed the dejected
horse of the nosebag, had climbed into his dicky and was swinging the
cab round.
“I thank you very much for your information,” said Quixtus. “Here’s half
a sovereign.”
Voicelessness and wonder provoked an inarticulate wheeze like the
spitting of a cat. The man was still gaping at the unaccustomed coin in
his hand when the cab drove off. But Quixtus had not been many minutes
on his way when a thought smote him like a sledge-hammer. He brought his
fist down furiously on the leathern seat.
“What a fool! What a monumental fool I’ve been!” he cried.
He had just realised that the devil had offered him as pretty a little
chance of sheer wickedness as could be met with on a May morning, which
he had not taken. Instead of giving the man ten shillings, he ought to
have laughed in his face, taunted him with his emaciation and driven off
without paying the half-crown he had promised. To have let the very
first opportunity slip through his fingers! He would have to wear a
badge like that of the gentle Duke Guarnieri to keep his wits from
wandering.
When he reached home he looked for a moment into the little room at the
head of the kitchen stairs. The Blissful One still slept, a happy smile
on her face, and the paper pinned to her apron.
There was surely some chance of wickedness here. Quixtus _furens_
scratched an inventive head. Suppose he carried her outside and set her
on the doorstep. He regarded her critically. She was buxom—about twelve
stone. He was a spare and unathletic man. A great yawn interrupted his
speculations, and turning off the light he stumbled off sleepily and
wearily to bed.
CHAPTER VI
The Blissful One carried out her master’s written injunction. He did not
see her face again. She packed up her trunks the next morning and
silently stole away with a racking headache and a set of gold teaspoons
which she took in lieu of a month’s wages. The vague female awakened
Quixtus and prepared his breakfast. When he asked her whether she could
cook lunch, she grew pale but said that she would try. She went to the
nearest butcher, bought a fibrous organic substance which he asserted to
be prime rump-steak, and coming back did something desperate with it in
a frying pan. After the first disastrous mouthful, Quixtus rose from the
table.
“I give it to you for yourself, my good woman,” said he, priding himself
on his murderous intent. “I’ll get lunch elsewhere.”
He back to his club, for the first time for many days. And this marked
his reappearance in the great world.
He was halfway through his meal when a man, passing down the room from
pay-desk to door, caught sight of him and approached with extended hand.
“My dear Quixtus. How good it is to see you again.”