The moon hoax : $b or, A discovery that the moon has a vast population of human beings — John Locke — John Shaqi
The moon hoax : $b or, A discovery that the moon has a vast population of human beings
John Locke · en
It was about half-past nine o'clock on the night of the 10th, the moon
having then advanced within four days of her mean libration, that the
astronomer adjusted his instruments for the inspection of her eastern
limb. The whole immense power of his telescope was applied, and to its
focal image about one half of the power of his microscope. On removing
the screen of the latter, the field of view was covered throughout its
entire area with a beautifully distinct, and even vivid representation
of _basaltic rock_. Its color was a greenish brown, and the width
of the columns, as defined by their interstices on the canvass, was
invariably twenty-eight inches. No fracture whatever appeared in the
mass first presented, but in a few seconds a shelving pile appeared of
five or six columns width, which showed their figure to be hexagonal,
and their articulations similar to those of the basaltic formation at
Staffa. This precipitous shelf was profusely covered with a dark red
flower, "precisely similar," says Dr. Grant, "to the Papaver Rhœas, or
rose-poppy of our sublunary cornfields; and this was the first organic
production of nature, in a foreign world, ever revealed to the eyes of
men."
The rapidity of the moon's ascension, or rather of the earth's diurnal
rotation, being nearly equal to five hundred yards in a second, would
have effectually prevented the inspection, or even the discovery
of objects so minute as these, but for the admirable mechanism
which constantly regulates, under the guidance of the sextant, the
required altitude of the lens. But its operation was found to be so
consummately perfect, that the observers could detain the object upon
the field of view for any period they might desire. The specimen of
lunar vegetation, however, which they had already seen, had decided
a question of too exciting an interest to induce them to retard its
exit. It had demonstrated that the moon has an atmosphere constituted
similarly to our own, and capable of sustaining organized, and
therefore, most probably, animal life. The basaltic rocks continued
to pass over the inclined canvass plane, through three successive
diameters, when a verdant declivity of great beauty appeared, which
occupied two more. This was preceded by another mass of nearly the
former height, at the base of which they were at length delighted to
perceive that novelty, a lunar forest. "The trees," says Dr. Grant,
"for a period of ten minutes, were of one unvaried kind, and unlike
any I have seen, except the largest kind of yews in the English
churchyards, which they in some respects resemble." These were followed
by a level green plain, which, as measured by the painted circle on our
canvass of forty-nine feet, must have been more than half a mile in
breadth; and then appeared as fine a forest of firs, unequivocal firs,
as I have ever seen cherished in the bosom of my native mountains.
Wearied with the long continuance of these, we greatly reduced the