The moon hoax : $b or, A discovery that the moon has a vast population of human beings — John Locke — John Shaqi
The moon hoax : $b or, A discovery that the moon has a vast population of human beings
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Its hills are pinnacled with tall quartz
crystals, of so rich a yellow and orange hue that we at first supposed
them to be pointed flames of fire; and they spring up thus from smooth
round brows of hills which are covered as with a velvet mantle. Even
in the enchanting little valleys of this winding island we could often
see these splendid natural spires, mounting in the midst of deep green
woods, like church steeples in the vales of Westmoreland. We here first
noticed the lunar palm-tree, which differs from that of our tropical
latitudes only in the peculiarity of very large crimson flowers,
instead of the spadix protruded from the common calyx. We, however,
perceived no fruit on any specimens we saw: a circumstance which we
attempted to account for from the great (theoretical) extremes in the
lunar climate. On a curious kind of tree-melon we nevertheless saw
fruit in great abundance, and in every stage of inception and maturity.
The general color of these woods was a dark green, though not without
occasional admixtures of every tint of our forest seasons. The hectic
flush of autumn was often seen kindled upon the cheek of earliest
spring; and the gay drapery of summer in some places surrounded trees
leafless as the victims of winter. It seemed as if all the seasons here
united hands in a circle of perpetual harmony. Of animals we saw only
an elegant striped quadruped about three feet high, like a miniature
zebra; which was always in small herds on the green sward of the hills;
and two or three kinds of long-tailed birds, which we judged to be
golden and blue pheasants. On the shores, however, we saw countless
multitudes of univalve shell-fish, and among them some huge flat ones,
which all three of my associates declared to be cornu ammonæ; and I
confess I was here compelled to abandon my sceptical substitution of
pebbles. The cliffs all along these shores were deeply undermined by
tides; they were very cavernous, and yellow crystal stalactites larger
than a man's thigh were shooting forth on all sides. Indeed every
rood of this island appeared to be crystallized; masses of fallen
crystals were found on every beach we explored, and beamed from every
fractured headland. It was more like a creation of an oriental fancy
than a distant variety of nature brought by the powers of science to
ocular demonstration. The striking dissimilitude of this island to
every other we had found on these waters, and its near proximity to
the main land, led us to suppose that it must at some time have been
a part of it; more especially as its crescent bay embraced the first
of a chain of smaller ones which ran directly thither. The first one
was a pure quartz rock, about three miles in circumference, towering
in naked majesty from the blue deep, without either shore or shelter.
But it glowed in the sun almost like a sapphire, as did all the lesser
ones of whom it seemed the king. Our theory was speedily confirmed; for