The moon hoax : $b or, A discovery that the moon has a vast population of human beings — John Locke — John Shaqi
The moon hoax : $b or, A discovery that the moon has a vast population of human beings
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"The very first object in this valley that appeared upon our canvass
was a magnificent work of art. It was a temple--a fane of devotion, or
of science, which, when consecrated to the Creator, _is_ devotion of
the loftiest order; for it exhibits his attributes purely free from
the masquerade, attire, and blasphemous caricature of controversial
creeds, and has the seal and signature of his own hand to sanction
its aspirations. It was an equitriangular temple, built of polished
sapphire, or of some resplendent blue stone, which, like it displayed
a myriad points of golden light twinkling and scintillating in the
sunbeams. Our canvass, though fifty feet in diameter, was too limited
to receive more than a sixth part of it at one view, and the first
part that appeared was near the centre of one of its sides, being
three square columns, six feet in diameter at its base, and gently
tapering to a height of seventy feet. The intercolumniations were each
twelve feet. We instantly reduced our magnitude, so as to embrace the
whole structure in one view, and then indeed it was most beautiful.
The roof was composed of some yellow metal, and divided into three
compartments, which were not triangular planes inclining to the centre,
but subdivided, curbed, and separated, so as to present a mass of
violently agitated flames rising from a common source of conflagration
and terminating in wildly waving points. This design was too manifest,
and too skilfully executed to be mistaken for a single moment. Through
a few openings in these metallic flames we perceived a large sphere of
a darker kind of metal nearly of a clouded copper color, which they
enclosed and seemingly raged around, as if hieroglyphically consuming
it. This was the roof; but upon each of the three corners there was
a small sphere of apparently the same metal as the large centre one,
and these rested upon a kind of cornice, quite new in any order of
architecture with which we are acquainted, but nevertheless exceedingly
graceful and impressive. It was like a half-opened scroll, swelling
off boldly from the roof, and hanging far over the walls in several
convolutions. It was of the same metal as the flames, and on each side
of the building it was open at both ends. The columns, six on each
side, were simply plain shafts, without capitals or pedestals, or any
description of ornament; nor was any perceived in other parts of the
edifice. It was open on each side, and seemed to contain neither seats,
altars, nor offerings; but it was a light and airy structure, nearly a
hundred feet high from its white glistening floor to its glowing roof,
and it stood upon a round green eminence on the eastern side of the
valley. We afterwards, however, discovered two others, which were in
every respect fac-similes of this one; but in neither did we perceive
any visitants besides flocks of wild doves which alighted upon its
lustrous pinnacles. Had the devotees of these temples gone the way of