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as we could judge, they spent their happy hours in collecting various
fruits in the woods, in eating, flying, bathing, and loitering about
upon the summits of precipices. * * * * But although evidently the
highest order of animals in this rich valley, they were not its only
occupants. Most of the other animals which we had discovered elsewhere,
in very distant regions, were collected here; and also at least eight
or nine new species of quadrupeds. The most attractive of these was
a tall white stag with lofty spreading antlers, black as ebony. We
several times saw this elegant creature trot up to the seated parties
of the semi-human beings I have described, and browse the herbage
close beside them, without the least manifestation of fear on its part
or notice on theirs. The universal state of amity among all classes
of lunar creatures, and the apparent absence of every carnivorous
or ferocious species, gave us the most refined pleasure, and doubly
endeared to us this lovely nocturnal companion of our larger, but less
favored world. Ever again when I 'eye the blue vault and bless the
_useful_ light,' shall I recall the scenes of beauty, grandeur, and
felicity, I have beheld upon her surface, not 'as _through_ a glass
darkly, but face to face;' and never shall I think of that line of our
thrice noble poet,
----'Meek Diana's crest
Sails through the azure air, an island of the blest,'
without exulting in my knowledge of its truth."
With the careful inspection of this instructive valley, and a
scientific classification of its animal, vegetable, and mineral
productions, the astronomers closed their labors for the night;
labors rather mental than physical, and oppressive, from the extreme
excitement which they naturally induced. A singular circumstance
occurred the next day, which threw the telescope quite out of use for
nearly a week, by which time the moon could be no longer observed
that month. The great lens, which was usually lowered during the day,
and placed horizontally, had, it is true, been lowered as usual,
but had been inconsiderately left in a perpendicular position.
Accordingly, shortly after sunrise the next morning, Dr. Herschel and
his assistants, Dr. Grant and Messrs. Drummond and Home, who slept in
a bungalow erected a short distance from the observatory circle, were
awakened by the loud shouts of some Dutch farmers and domesticated
Hottentots (who were passing with their oxen to agricultural labor),
that the "big house" was on fire! Dr. Herschel leaped out of bed from
his brief slumbers, and, sure enough, saw his observatory enveloped in
a cloud of smoke.