The moon hoax : $b or, A discovery that the moon has a vast population of human beings — John Locke — John Shaqi
The moon hoax : $b or, A discovery that the moon has a vast population of human beings
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that which Schroeter imagined to be a great city in the neighborhood of
_Marius_, he determined to be a valley of disjointed rocks scattered
in fragments, which averaged at least a thousand yards in diameter.
Thus the general geography of the planet, in its grand outlines of
cape, continent, mountain, ocean, and island, was surveyed with greater
particularity and accuracy than by any previous observer; and the
striking dissimilarity of many of its local features to any existing on
our own globe, was clearly demonstrated. The best enlarged maps of that
luminary which have been published were constructed from this survey;
and neither the astronomer nor the public ventured to hope for any
great accession to their developments. The utmost power of the largest
telescope in the world had been exerted in a new and felicitous manner
to obtain them, and there was no reasonable expectation that a larger
one would ever be constructed, or that it could be advantageously
used if it were. A law of nature, and the finitude of human skill,
seemed united in inflexible opposition to any further improvement in
telescopic science, as applicable to the known planets and satellites
of the solar system. For unless the sun could be prevailed upon to
extend a more liberal allowance of light to these bodies, and they
be induced to transfer it, for the generous gratification of our
curiosity, what adequate substitute could be obtained? Telescopes do
not create light, they cannot even transmit unimpaired that which
they receive. That anything further could be derived from human skill
in the construction of instruments, the labors of his illustrious
predecessors, and his own, left the son of Herschel no reason to hope.
Huygens, Fontana, Gregory, Newton, Hadley, Bird, Short, Dolland,
Herschel, and many others, all practical opticians, had resorted to
every material in any wise adapted to the composition either of lenses
or reflectors, and had exhausted every law of vision which study had
developed and demonstrated. In the construction of his last amazing
specula, Sir John Herschel had selected the most approved amalgams
that the advanced stage of metallic chemistry had combined; and had
watched their growing brightness under the hands of the artificer with
more anxious hope than ever lover watched the eye of his mistress;
and he had nothing further to expect than they had accomplished. He
had the satisfaction to know that if he could leap astride a cannon
ball, and travel upon its wings of fury for the respectable period of
several millions of years, he would not obtain a more enlarged view of
the distant stars than he could now possess in a few minutes of time;
and that it would require an ultra-railroad speed of fifty miles an
hour, for nearly the live-long year, to secure him a more favorable
inspection of the gentle luminary of night. The interesting question,
however, whether this light of the solemn forest, of the treeless