It was at Oxford, whither the sudden wave of fame had drifted him, that
he met Blaise Olifant, who was living in the house of his sister, the
wife of a brilliant, undomesticated and somewhat dissolute professor of
political economy. The Head of a College, interested in Russia, had
asked him down to dine and sleep. There was a portentous dinner-party
whose conglomerate brain paralyzed the salmon and refroze the imported
lamb. They overwhelmed the guest of honour with their learning. They all
were bent on probing beneath the surface of his thrilling personal
adventures, which he narrated from time to time with attractive modesty.
The episode of his reprieve when standing naked beside the steaming
chaldron in which he was to be boiled alive caused a shuddering silence.
Perhaps it was too realistic for a conventional dinner-party, but he had
discounted its ghastliness by a smiling nonchalance, telling it as
though it had been an amusing misadventure of travel. Very shortly
afterwards Mrs. Head of College broke into a disquisition on the
continuity of Russian literature from Sumakarov to Chekov. Triona, a
profound student of the subject, at last lost interest in the academic
socialist and threw up his hands.
“My dear lady,” said he, “there is a theory in the United States
accounting for the continued sale of _Uncle Tom’s Cabin_. They say
immigrants buy it to familiarize themselves with the negro question.
Russian literature has just as much to do with the Russia of to-day.
It’s as purely archæological as the literature of Ancient Assyria.”
Blaise Olifant, sitting opposite, sympathized with the man of
actualities set down in this polite academy. Once he himself had
regarded it as the ganglion of the Thought of the Universe; but having
recently seen something of the said Universe he had modified his view.
Why should these folk not be content with a plain human story of almost
fantastic adventure, instead of worrying the unhappy Soldier of Fortune
with sociological and metaphysical theories with which he had little
time to concern himself? Why embroil him in a discussion on the League
of Nations’ duty to Lithuania when he was anxious to give them
interesting pictures of Kurdish family life? He looked round the table
somewhat amusedly at the elderly intellectuals of both sexes, and,
forgetting for a moment the intellectual years of quiet biological
research to which he was about to devote his life, drew an unflattering
contrast between the theorists and their alien guest.