The New Machiavelli — Niccolo Machiavelli — John Shaqi
The New Machiavelli
Niccolo Machiavelli · en
The knife as I remember it was a particularly jolly one with all sorts
of instruments in it, tweezers and a thing for getting a stone out
of the hoof of a horse, and a corkscrew; it had cost me a carefully
accumulated half-crown, and amounted indeed to a new experience in
knives. I had had it for two or three days, and then one afternoon I
dropped it through a hole in my pocket on a footpath crossing a field
between Penge and Anerley. I heard it fall in the way one does without
at the time appreciating what had happened, then, later, before I got
home, when my hand wandered into my pocket to embrace the still dear
new possession I found it gone, and instantly that memory of something
hitting the ground sprang up into consciousness. I went back and
commenced a search. Almost immediately I was accosted by the leader of a
little gang of four or five extremely dirty and ragged boys of assorted
sizes and slouching carriage who were coming from the Anerley direction.
“Lost anythink, Matey?” said he.
I explained.
“'E's dropped 'is knife,” said my interlocutor, and joined in the
search.
“What sort of 'andle was it, Matey?” said a small white-faced sniffing
boy in a big bowler hat.
I supplied the information. His sharp little face scrutinised the ground
about us.
“GOT it,” he said, and pounced.
“Give it 'ere,” said the big boy hoarsely, and secured it.
I walked towards him serenely confident that he would hand it over to
me, and that all was for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
“No bloomin' fear!” he said, regarding me obliquely. “Oo said it was
your knife?”
Remarkable doubts assailed me. “Of course it's my knife,” I said. The
other boys gathered round me.
“This ain't your knife,” said the big boy, and spat casually.
“I dropped it just now.”
“Findin's keepin's, I believe,” said the big boy.
“Nonsense,” I said. “Give me my knife.”
“'Ow many blades it got?”
“Three.”
“And what sort of 'andle?”
“Bone.”
“Got a corkscrew like?”
“Yes.”
“Ah! This ain't your knife no'ow. See?”
He made no offer to show it to me. My breath went.
“Look here!” I said. “I saw that kid pick it up. It IS my knife.”
“Rot!” said the big boy, and slowly, deliberately put my knife into his
trouser pocket.
I braced my soul for battle. All civilisation was behind me, but I doubt
if it kept the colour in my face. I buttoned my jacket and clenched my
fists and advanced on my antagonist--he had, I suppose, the advantage of
two years of age and three inches of height. “Hand over that knife,” I
said.