A Castle in Spain: A Novel — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
A Castle in Spain: A Novel
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"Ah, now, Miss Talbot!" cried Brooke, averting his face, and holding
up both hands, "don't--don't! Let's drop all that sort of thing. It's
part of the mockery of civilization. Words generally count for
nothing. Acts are all in all. What I ask of you is for you to gather
up your strength so as to be able to foot it with me and not break
down. But first of all, I must say I very much wish you had some
costume a little less marked than that of an English lady. Now, if
you could pass as a peasant-girl, or an old woman, or a goatherd's
wife, or a vender of quack medicines, or anything humble and yet
national, why--"
Miss Talbot shook her head with a mournful smile, and looked
troubled.
"I've had an idea all day," said Brooke, "which I suppose there's no
great harm in mentioning."
"What?"
"What do you say to disguising yourself as a priest?"
"A priest? How can I?"
"Well, with a dress like this of mine. It's very convenient--long,
ample, hides everything--just the thing, in fact. You can slip it on
over your present dress, and--there you are, transformed into a
priest. I hope you're not proud."
"I'm sure I should be only too glad to disguise myself, but where can
I get the dress?"
"Take this one."
"The one that you have?"
"Yes."
"But what will you do?"
"Do without."
"But that will expose you to danger."
"No it won't. It won't make the slightest difference. I'm only
wearing this for the sake of variety. The fact is, you see, I found I
was growing too volatile, and so I assumed a priest's dress, in the
hope that it would give me greater sobriety and weight of character.
I've been keeping it up for three days, and feel a little tired of
it. So you may have it--a free gift--breviary and all, especially the
breviary. Come--there's a fair offer."
"I really cannot make out," said Miss Talbot, with a laugh, "whether
you are in jest or earnest."
"Oh, then take me in earnest," said Brooke, "and accept the offer.
You see, it's your only chance of escape. You know old Billy Magee--
"'Old Billy Magee wore a flaxen wig,
And a beard did his face surround,
For the bailie came racing after he
With a bill for fifty pound.'
"So what do you say to gracefully giving way to necessity?"
"If you really think that you will be running no risk--"
"No more than I've always been running until three days ago."
"Well, I shall be very glad indeed, and only too much obliged."
"That's an uncommonly sensible decision," said Brooke. "You see,"
said he, as he unbuttoned the priest's robe, "I've merely been
wearing this over my usual dress, and you can do the same." As he
spoke he drew off the robe. "You can slip it on," he continued, "as
easy as wink, and you'll find it quite large enough every way."
And now Brooke stood divested of the priest's dress, revealing
himself clothed in a suit of brown tweed--hunting-coat,
knickerbockers, stockings, laced boots, etc. He then took from his
coat pocket a travelling-cap with a visor, which he put upon his
head.