A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton
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I didn’t say anything so he continued to meditate and think aloud,
ending with a huge sigh and a fatalistic, “Well, we know what this
Mademoiselle from Gay Paree is anyway! After hearin’ so much about her,
it’s a surprise to find her livin’ up to expectations. She was a red hot
cutie, alright alright.”
We spent an uncomfortable afternoon. Ben’s appetite had been aroused and
he wanted to chase after every woman we met. Two or three accosted us
openly, and Ben would try half-heartedly to make a trade, but knowing
that I wouldn’t go with him, he didn’t work up much zeal over any of
them. None were as pretty as the first, anyway.
Ben was disgusted with me. Hardly spoke to me that night. Said he didn’t
know what to think of me: “Takin’ flowers to the General an’ refusin’ to
go with the prettiest mademoiselle in Paris even when she offered to
return your money if ya wasn’t satisfied! Holy cripes! You act just like
a woman—damned if ya don’t.”
So that’s how matters stood between us.... To-morrow I expected to see
the Captain. Ben would have a little freedom to chase the elusive
chickens about the boulevards, and perhaps he’d calm down a little if he
had any success.
CHAPTER 13
BELOW THE BELT
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After stopping at the Captain’s rooms next afternoon and not finding
him, I was beginning to feel sort of depressed, because I couldn’t be
running in there every hour or so and his man didn’t know just what time
he would be back; but that evening, just as Ben and I were trying to
decide what to do for excitement, there comes a call for me and I go
downstairs to find the Captain himself, in civilian clothes, waiting for
me. I was surprised, of course: why the civilian clothes and why should
he take the trouble to find me? For a moment I thought he must be wise
to the game.
But he wasn’t, for he explained his coming quickly enough.
“If you are free this evening,” he told me, without wasting many words,
“everything will be perfect. There’s a party at Madame Gedouin’s and it
will be the ideal time to introduce you casually and unsuspiciously. All
right?”
I said “surely” and added that we were free all the time for the
present, because the General was in the hospital.
“Fine!” he exclaimed. “I don’t mean about the General: he’s a great
fellow, only he works too hard, I hear. But if you can just give your
time to this matter for a few days, I feel confident that we can get
some worth-while results.”