A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton
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He sounded too darned enthusiastic over this project. I immediately
began to wonder just what he expected me to do with this Madame Gedouin
who “might like to be loved a little now and then.” Then, too, I
wondered about Ben—it suddenly occurred to me that it might be a good
thing to have Ben along: he had proved his ability to disrupt
threatening dénouements several times previously, and probably could be
depended upon in a pinch again. But how could I explain the necessity to
the Captain. I couldn’t, so I merely asked if I could bring my
sidekicker along.
“The General’s chauffeur?” he asked, and when I nodded, he promptly
negatived the suggestion, explaining, “You see, this is more or less a
delicate matter and we will need to be very good actors to avoid
arousing any suspicions. The lady in question knows that I am connected
with the Intelligence: that’s one reason why she keeps on good terms
with me, and the same reason for my not trying to play her myself....
But I believe we can introduce you perfectly, easily, naturally, in
fact, because I shall say frankly that you are the brother of the young
lady to whom I am engaged.... If I say that, your presence will seem
perfectly natural, but to make matters better, I’ll let it be known that
you are very close to a prominent general: that will help, I’m sure....
So you run along up and make some excuses to your friend. I’ve a car
outside and will wait for you.”
I returned to our room and told Ben that my sister’s beau wanted me to
go somewhere with him, so I wouldn’t be able to go out looking for
excitement. Ben didn’t seem to mind. In fact, he frankly stated that at
last he was going to have an opportunity to pick up a woman without
stopping to ask me whether I’d go or not. I wished him luck and left.
During the ride across the city with the Captain—for this woman lived
in the Avenue Cartier, across the river—I was further informed as to
what I might expect and what I was expected to do. “This Ada Gedouin,”
he told me, just as a taxicab missed us by inches, “is a very clever
woman.... Nothing ordinary about her at all.... Pretty, vivacious,
altogether charming ... about thirty ... originally an American but she
married a Captain in the French army and has been a resident of Paris
ever since.”
“Where’s the Captain?” I inquired suspiciously.