A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton
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Now and then she crooned some damned fool thing to me.... I rubbed her
temples.... She kissed the palms of my hands and called me a “little
jewel.”
After a while she began asking questions, in a sort of lazy, unconcerned
manner, about my work, about General Backett, my sister, Captain
Winstead....
“You rather like the Captain, n’est-ce pas?” I said.
“I think he is too dear to be true,” she said, and it sounded very
genuine to me. “He is very charming, and very clever.... Your sister
never need envy anyone else.”
“I think he’s a peach of a fellow,” I said, trying to sound sort of
fraternal about it. “He’s been very good to me since I came to Paris ...
and I certainly owe him something for introducing me to you and your
circle of jolly friends.”
“Oh—you dear kid.” And she laid herself snugly against me, then pulled
my face down to be kissed. “You’re the most comfortable and attentive
thing to have about.... Do come often and stay late.”
... Yet, somehow or other she succeeded in separating me from that divan
a half hour before eleven!
I found myself at home, waiting for Ben to come—probably with all
sheets in the wind.
—4—
Saw my Captain next day at noon and told him about the Frenchman. He
knew about him already. “She’s been playing around with him for several
weeks,” he told me. “However, keep your eyes open—you may hear her pass
on some remark that old Poiquerre makes.”
So I called up the Madame that evening and asked if she minded my
dropping in. “The Captain is still busy and I’m at a loss to know what
to do with myself.”
“Didn’t I tell you to come any time and stay late,” she replied
laughingly. “Do come over—by all means, you charming baby.”
I hung up without much respect for the telephone. All this sweet
flattery and cooing condescension wasn’t getting me anywhere.... But I
went over and there was a little crowd there, dancing and talking about
everything from military tactics to the Legion of Honor and funerals.
I found myself paired off with a little blond girl by the name of
Germaine. She was jolly and talkative and not quite so beaucoup pashe as
most of Madame’s friends. We had a pleasant time of it, and she
complimented me upon my dancing and even went so far as to tell Madame
she “really should dance with him. He’s marvelous, Ada!”
So Ada and I danced—very nicely, too, and afterwards she pressed my arm
and told me it was “divine!—I’m afraid the captain was right in what he
said about ‘these quiet little devils.’... Some woman will love you to
shreds if you aren’t careful.” And she laughed that enchanting silvery
chuckle that I’d been simply fascinated by time and again.