A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton
John Stuart Mill · en
When the party broke up, I contrived to hang around for a little while.
She came back to me tucking a piece of paper into her bosom with a
laughing deprecation anent “these lovesick boys who insist upon writing
what they fear to say!” But I had my doubts about the contents of that
note, although my doubts arose from no actual reasons except suspicion.
I made a list of all the people who were there that night to show to the
Captain. I had decided to keep my eyes open whenever any one of them was
present again.
Next day the Captain would be back on duty by special invitation. Madame
Gedouin was taking a party down in the country for bathing.
Which got a laugh out of one little lady. We couldn’t use the old
familiar excuse this time—but it’d take more than a team of horses and
a couple of tanks to get this chicken into any bathing suit! What a
farce that would be!... I hoped the Captain didn’t begin entertaining
any funny ideas—but this was one case where it couldn’t be helped. As
Ben would say, “Here’s one poor fish that don’t like the water.”
—5—
If the Captain hadn’t been so insistent, I would have found some excuse
for staying away from that bathing party, but he refused to listen to
any excuses and kept repeating his demand that I do everything possible
to pick up the information that was so desired. So I went.
I dropped into the Madame’s and had lunch with her before the other
members of the party arrived. While she was getting ready to depart I
wandered around the apartment, ostensibly surveying the many trick
decorations and objets d’art, but actually studying every wall and floor
for possible evidences of something secret or suspicious. But there was
nothing of the kind and I finally accepted her invitation to come into
her boudoir, where her maid was helping her put the finishing touches to
her toilette.... I began to suspect that the Madame was trying to
torment or tempt me, and there was a bare possibility that my reluctance
to make any real kind of love to her had aroused her interest. Sometimes
it must be true that lack of evidence of desire engenders desire: I mean
if a woman thinks a man doesn’t want her, very often she will go out of
her way to make him want her.... At least, so I gathered from personal
experiences that I had heard.