A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton
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“Can’t help that,” I replied. “I’ve explained it to her and I don’t
think she minds terribly.... Anyway, if Marie can do her swimming on the
bank, I guess I can, too.”
“Well—of course—a woman might have a legitimate excuse, you know.”
I laughed at that and told him, “I haven’t any excuse like that, but
I’ve got one that’s just as good: I just don’t swim, that’s all!...
Don’t worry about me—I’ll square myself with the Madame.”
“Oh—it’s not a matter of life and death,” he reassured me laughingly.
“Just seems sort of odd for a healthy little devil like you to hate the
water.”
“I guess so,” I agreed smilingly. “But then the Madame says that’s what
she likes about me: I’m so ‘terribly unique’!”
“Cut yourself a piece of cake!” he retorted cheerfully and emphasized
his jolliness by slapping me on the back with such force that I coughed
and spluttered and almost fell over.... I watched him depart: he was
handsome, even in a bathing suit. My God, wasn’t there anything wrong
with that man? No man could be as perfect as he seemed to be—and if he
could, he surely wouldn’t fall in love with a little insignificant thing
like me. Maybe that was the flaw—if he were perfect, he wouldn’t do it.
Also maybe he hadn’t done it. Maybe I was kidding myself.
When the party went down over the hill to the pool, I wandered along and
dropped easily into a conversation with the other noncombatant, Marie.
We didn’t have much to say to each other, but we managed to pass the
time in comments upon the dexterity of this one or the diving of that,
and an interesting discussion of the surroundings which ended in Marie’s
informing me that it had cost M. Dagnier a pretty fortune to keep this
estate intact during the war, because there were so many purposes to
which it could be turned due to its nearness to Paris and its many other
obvious advantages.
It was at this point that someone asked me for a cigarette and I
discovered that I had left mine in my tunic, in the house. “But I’ll go
get them,” I offered.
“Oh—don’t bother,” said the young lady. “Ada has gone to the house and
doubtless she will bring some back with her.”
Nevertheless, I went to get my own and when I had gone but a few steps
the Captain called out, “I don’t like your cheap cigarettes, Canwick.
Bring down the pack that’s in my pocket, will you?”