A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton
John Stuart Mill · en
Well, we had a fiasco that evening, and bad news next morning, for
Jay-Jay called upon Captain Winstead and made a lot of insinuations when
the Captain told him he didn’t know where I was or would be. The Captain
asked me why “that fellow Marfield is so anxious to find you,” but I got
out of it by saying that my sister had thrown him over and he was mad
“because she won’t write to him.”
Then at night that crazy devil suggested a strip poker game and the
women who were there readily agreed to go through with it—much to the
delight of Ben. There were five girls there, and just us three to
entertain them, so the Captain thought strip poker was as good a way of
doing it as any other—or that’s what he said.
I didn’t have any difficulty making bets, for two of the women promptly
decided to make me their prey and every time they had a chance to bet,
they insisted upon betting with me. Maybe there isn’t any such thing as
love at first sight, but I know for sure that there is such a thing as
love-loving women loving to love at first sight. They didn’t make any
bones about it at all, and before the game had progressed far these two
were actually scrapping about which one was to have me.
And I couldn’t seem to keep out of that game.... I did win several
times, and had one of the women down to her chemise, but all the time I
was losing, too, first my shoes, then my blouse (when I thanked God for
having put on my cast-iron brassière) and then my puttees.
At this point I tried to escape. I told them I didn’t like the game and
wouldn’t play any more. But the two birds of prey got a strangle hold on
me and I couldn’t get away.
At the very next hand, I lost my breeches, and the two of them sprang to
collect their winnings. But I was frantic now and I made a mad lunge
through them, grabbed up my shoes and blouse and dashed into the next
room, snapping the door lock behind me.
When I was dressed again I listened to their arguments and pleas, but I
wouldn’t come out until they promised to count me out of the game. I
thought I was all set then.
But such was not the case, for apparently my boyish modesty had just
served to arouse some longing in the hearts of these thrill-hardened
women. I was taken possession of at once and thereafter throughout the
evening I didn’t have a moment to myself: always there was at least one
pair of arms around my neck and I was being kissed and caressed until I
could have yelled out in an agony of disgust. The party broke up finally
when I had to resort to physical force to extricate myself from the very
unladylike and intimate embrace of one of my passion-ridden females. I
had to do it. If I hadn’t hit her, she’d have known as much about me as
I do myself.
Ben gave me hell on the way home. “What’n ’ell’s a matter ’th ya?...
Them was all good girls.... What th’ell ya wanta fight for?”
“I don’t like that kind of parties,” I explained.