A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton
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I laughed at the idea of Jay-Jay being like that. Ben does think of the
funniest things—but of course he couldn’t know, and it must have
sounded funny to him for a man to be calling me “baby.” Well, anyway, I
explained to him that this lieutenant was in the Entertainment Corps and
had known me as an amateur performer back in the States. “So now he
wants me to help him work up some stuff for an entertainment—a banquet
some General’s giving,” I added for good measure. “Don’t get foolish
about that ‘baby’ stuff—that guy calls everyone ‘baby’ or ‘sweetheart’
or something equally inappropriate.”
He grinned and said, “Well—it sounded kinda peculiar!” But I could see
that he believed me, so I stopped worrying about him. Which didn’t mean
that I wasn’t worrying about Jay-Jay and trying to dope out some way of
stalling him off.
I didn’t want to make him mad, for then he might get nasty. On the other
hand, I didn’t want to be so friendly with him that he could begin
getting familiar. I wouldn’t put anything past him—and I knew he’d lost
all desire to marry me. What he wanted now was just what he always
wanted, and he’d do anything under the sun to get it. That was Jay-Jay
all over!
Well, I hadn’t determined upon any course of action when I started out
to meet him that evening. Ben said he was going out and take a walk and
I told him I might run into him later. “Watch yer step!” he admonished,
with a laugh.
When I arrived at the appointed place, Jay-Jay was waiting. I saluted
him, but instead of returning the salute he just laughed and told me to
“Forget it.”
“Well—what’s on your mind?” I inquired casually.
He laughed again before saying, “I’ll give you three guesses!”
“Well—you want to borrow some money?” I suggested.
“Don’t be absurd,” he retorted. “You know as well as I why I’m here!”
“No—I’m afraid you have the advantage in that respect. I can’t imagine
why you were so anxious to see me. I’m not my sister, you know.”
He seemed to think that was a huge joke, too, but he calmed down too
quickly to let me think his laughter was genuine. “Why, Sergeant, I came
all the way from Paris just to tell you that I have written to your Aunt
to inform her how well you are getting along.”
“That was good of you, I’m sure.”
“But, of course, I didn’t tell her that both of you are getting along
all right—although I could have said as much, I suppose.”
“Then you’ve heard from Leona?” I suggested with feigned eagerness.
“Yes—heard from her, saw her, and also saw Leon.”
I managed to laugh at that. “That’s not very hard,” I said. “It’s still
light and he’s right in front of you.”
“Yeh?” he inquired sarcastically. “Well, well—it all certainly is
interesting. Almost like a piece of fiction or a melodramatic play. If I
weren’t so sure, I’d say it was impossible—if I didn’t know you so
well....”
“I don’t get you at all,” I declared.
He lit a cigarette, then offered me one. “You didn’t smoke when I last
saw you,” he observed.