A Maid and a Million Men: the candid confessions of Leona Canwick, censored indiscreetly by James G. Dunton
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I took one of his cigarettes and lit it, not bothering to answer him.
“Let’s take a walk down by the river front,” he suggested.
I didn’t want to walk anywhere out of the way. Night was coming on and I
made up my mind that we two were not going to be together anywhere in
the dark. But I couldn’t object to taking a walk, so we started out.
He did practically all the talking as we stepped along toward the river,
along its bank for a short distance, and turned back toward the
barracks. It was dark by the time we reached the entrance and I was
trying to make up my mind whether he really did have anything on me or
was just acting on suspicion. He had talked so much and really said so
little of actual fact that I was becoming more confident of my position.
“Now, Leona,” he began finally, as we were standing in the dark beside
the doorway into the barracks. “There’s no sense in your trying to bluff
me on this. I know it’s you and I don’t see any reason for your being so
high and mighty about it. Why not take me into the secret and not have
so much to worry about?”
“You’re crazy as hell!” I exclaimed impulsively, although while he had
been talking I had been trying to decide whether or not it would be wise
to take him into my confidence, as Aunt Elinor suggested. My impulsive
answer settled the matter, and I continued on that line. “I don’t know
where you got this foolish idea, but I certainly don’t relish the
situation in the least. Your suggestion is positively absurd! You must
be insane to think of such a thing!”
“You won’t admit it then?” he demanded.
“Admit something that isn’t true?” I exclaimed, with indignation.
“Honestly, are you crazy?” I put as much contempt into this last
question as I could muster. I knew it would make him furious.
And it did. “I suppose it was you I saw in Le Mans a couple of days
after I saw you here!” he declared with a sarcastic pitch of his voice.
“Why, I suppose it was,” I replied evenly. “I was in Le Mans not long
ago, and it is very possible that you saw me there.” Oh, what a lie!
He laughed. “Yeh—but it just happens that I noticed there were no
chevrons on Leon’s sleeve—and you’re a sergeant.” He laid his hand on
my arm. “Laugh that off now!” he invited.
And I did try to laugh it off, ending with another little lie, to the
effect that on the day referred to I happened to have on a new blouse
which I had to take before the tailor got through with it.
“Say—do I look that dumb?” he demanded.
“No—you don’t look very dumb,” I admitted, “but you sure do talk dumb
as hell.”
Just then I caught the sound of a whistle—a familiar whistle, and sure
enough, a moment later Esky bounded into view, followed by Ben.