A millionaire at sixteen : $b or, The cruise of the Guardian-Mother — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
A millionaire at sixteen : $b or, The cruise of the Guardian-Mother
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“I think you are fond of adventures, like the average boy, wherever
you find him, if he has any life in him. Now that you have plenty of
money you can gratify your tastes, whatever they may prove to be, for
heretofore you have had no chance to spread yourself.”
“I have had all the excitement I needed, and I have never ceased to
enjoy my studies, especially French and German.”
“Now, Sir Louis, my boy, I am not an old woman, or a man without
any vertebral stiffening. You have always been a good boy; you have
faithfully attended to all your duties, and have not been in the least
inclined to be a spendthrift. For these reasons I have full confidence
in you. But I solemnly warn you, little joker, that if you get to
running too fast, if you are in danger of spoiling yourself or letting
others spoil you, I shall shut down upon you like an avalanche in money
matters, even if I am compelled to invest your unexpended income.”
“That’s fair, Uncle Moses; but Don Quixote was a cheap sort of
knight-errant, and if I imitate him, I am not likely to follow the
career of the Prodigal Son.”
“I am willing to pay all reasonable bills approved by your mother, who
is your legal guardian. What would be reasonable for a young fellow
with seventy thousand a year would not be at all reasonable for one
with only ten thousand; so that I shall be liberal with you. Though you
inherit your grandfather’s money, you are to a considerable extent the
architect of your own fortune, for you unearthed the missing million.”
“I think I understand you perfectly, Uncle Moses.”
“I should think you might; but understand, above all things, that
I have not the remotest idea of permitting myself in any degree to
contribute to your ruin or injury by giving you too much money, though
you shall have all you can use in a reasonable manner, your mother
and myself to be judges of what is proper. As you are aware, I have
over a hundred thousand dollars surplus, which can be used for any
extraordinary expenditure needed at the beginning of your career?”
“What could I possibly want with that?” asked Louis rather blankly.
“If you desire to live in a brownstone front on the Fifth Avenue, near
your good friend Mr. Woolridge, I should consider that within your
means,” replied the trustee with a pleasant smile.
“Whew!” exclaimed the young millionaire. “I don’t want anything of that
sort. It would be putting me into a cage, like a monkey.”
“Prefer adventures, Sir Louis,” added the squire with one of his
jelly-like laughs.
“I shall be satisfied for the present with a cheap yacht, of good size,
handsomely fixed up, with my mother’s parlor on board of her. I have
bigger ideas behind this one, but I will not lift the curtain yet. If
you don’t want to lecture me any more now, I will go and see Mr. Frinks
Fobbington at the hotel; and he is the gentleman who talks yacht with
me.”