A Millionaire of Yesterday — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
A Millionaire of Yesterday
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The fresh air sweeping in through the long, open windows, the glancing
sunlight and the sense of freedom, for which the absence of his guests
was certainly responsible, soon restored his spirits. Blest with an
excellent morning appetite--the delightful heritage of a clean life--he
enjoyed his breakfast and thoroughly appreciated his cook's efforts.
If he needed a sauce, Fate bestowed one upon him, for he was scarcely
midway through his meal before a loud ringing at the lodge gates proved
the accuracy of his conjectures. Mr. Da Souza had purchased a morning
paper at the junction, and their host's perfidy had become apparent.
Obviously they had decided to treat the whole matter as a practical joke
and to brave it out, for outside the gates in an open fly were the whole
party. They had returned, only to find that according to Trent's orders
the gates were closed upon them.
Trent moved his seat to where he could have a better view, and continued
his breakfast. The party in the cab looked hot, and tumbled, and cross.
Da Souza was on his feet arguing with the lodge-keeper--the women seemed
to be listening anxiously. Trent turned to the servant who was waiting
upon him.
“Send word down,” he directed, “that I will see Mr. Da Souza alone. No
one else is to be allowed to enter. Pass me the toast before you go.”
Da Souza entered presently, apologetic and abject, prepared at the same
time to extenuate and deny. Trent continued his breakfast coolly.
“My dear friend!” Da Souza exclaimed, depositing his silk hat upon the
table, “it is a very excellent joke of yours. You see, we have entered
into the spirit of it--oh yes, we have done so indeed! We have taken
a little drive before breakfast, but we have returned. You knew, of
course, that we would not dream of leaving you in such a manner. Do you
not think, my dear friend, that the joke was carried now far enough? The
ladies are hungry; will you send word to the lodge-keeper that he may
open the gate?”
Trent helped himself to coffee, and leaned back in his chair, stirring
it thoughtfully.
“You are right, Da Souza,” he said. “It is an excellent joke. The cream
of it is too that I am in earnest; neither you nor any of those ladies
whom I see out there will sit at my table again.”
“You are not in earnest! You do not mean it!”
“I can assure you,” Trent replied grinning, “that I do!”
“But do you mean,” Da Souza spluttered, “that we are to go like this--to
be turned out--the laughing-stock of your servants, after we have come
back too, all the way?--oh, it is nonsense! It's not to be endured!”
“You can go to the devil!” Trent answered coolly. “There is not one of
you whom I care a fig to see again. You thought that I was ruined, and
you scudded like rats from a sinking ship. Well, I found you out, and a
jolly good thing too. All I have to say is now, be off, and the quicker
the better!”