A Mountain Boyhood — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
A Mountain Boyhood
John Stuart Mill · en
After the first instant of astonishment, my exasperation grew. I had
lost my first chance at getting a photograph of the sheep--most likely
the best chance I'd ever have, too. Maybe ruined my camera, my
clothes, and my hide! My disposition was past mending. My second
surprise belittled my first. For when I looked about, expecting the
sheep to have vanished, there they all were, crowding forward, and
peering over the edge of the rock, in friendly solicitude! How often
the unpremeditated exceeds our fondest plans! The picture I finally
made far excelled the one I had first counted on!
After my fall, the game was taken up again. The sheep moved higher
whenever I came too near them. Sometimes I dropped to all fours and
gave an imitation of a playful pup; stopping to sniff loudly at a
chipmunk's hole or to dig furiously with both hands. The sheep crowded
forward appreciatively. Evidently they had a weakness for vaudeville.
No acrobat, no contortionist, ever had a more flatteringly attentive
audience. I laughed at my foolishness, but the sheep were courteously
grave.
Toward noon the band set off for a steep cliff, where each day they
took their siesta. The two old rams led the way. After making
pictures of them silhouetted against the sky, I circled the cliff and
hid at the end of a ledge. I counted on getting a good photograph when
the old leaders surmounted the crag and marched forward at the head of
their single-file column. To deceive them, I built a dummy at the spot
where they turned aside upon the ledge. Coat and cap and camera case
went into the sketchy figure, and after it had been propped in place to
block the downward retreat, I hurried around the point and hid in some
bushes behind a granite slab, first setting my camera, well camouflaged
with stones, atop the rock, and focusing it toward the point where the
sheep would pass in review. Minutes passed. Not a sheep rounded the
point! More waiting. I sallied forth to reconnoiter. The sheep were
feeding peacefully in the valley below. They had knocked down the
dummy, trampled over it, and retreated along the ledge the way they had
come!
The joke was on me, but it had been a glorious day for all that. I
retrieved the remains of my down-trodden dummy and started home. I
halted midway down to the valley to study some queer records in the
sand. Surely a crazy man had made them! What would a stranger have
thought if he had happened upon that grotesque trail? But a stranger
_had_ been there. On the heels of my crazy trail were the tracks of a
mountain lion. He had been stalking me!
From my experience with these sheep I made some naïve deductions and
wrote them in my notebook. From it, lying open before me now, I
transcribe these boyish but none the less accurate observations: