"Oh, but we've seen it all only from the outside! We've been like the audience at a show--we haven't had any part in it. And it's so much more interesting behind the scenes!" "It's dull enough from in front, heaven knows!" agreed Rushford. "If I had my way, I'd ring down the curtain and close the show up this minute. It's the worst I ever saw! And I very much doubt if a respectable American family has any business behind the scenes!" "You're jaundiced, dad," laughed Sue. "You're looking at the place through a yellow film of prejudice. One must enter into the spirit of the thing!" Rushford groaned. "I'm afraid I'm too set in my ways, Susie," he said, dismally. "I've lived in America too long. You might as well ask me to dance the can-can, and be done with it!" "Besides," continued Sue, "it's just as Nell says. We're on the outside--we haven't got a foothold. There's something the matter." "Maybe they think I'm that Chicago cashier who got away with a million, not long ago. On second thought, though, I don't believe that would make any difference. That fellow would find a very congenial circle here. He wouldn't have any difficulty in getting behind the scenes!" "Sue and I have been thinking it over," said Nell, "and we've concluded that it must be something about the hotel. We seem to have picked out the wrong one." "The place _is_ empty, and that's a fact," agreed Rushford. "It's unnaturally so," said Sue. "Something's the matter with it. It's taboo for some reason." "Well, it's good enough for me," remarked her father. "After all, there isn't much difference in prisons! But I want to repeat, as emphatically as possible, that I can't keep on loafing here for a month and preserve my sanity. Don't you see how much whiter my hair's getting? I'm willing to do anything in reason to oblige you, and I fully realise the importance of your sociological and ethnological studies--" Sue's hand on his mouth stopped him. "Take a breath, dad," she cautioned him. "Take a breath. Those were mighty long words." "As I was about to remark," continued Rushford, calmly, taking the hand away, "I am, of course, a doting parent--who would not be with two such children? But, candidly, I don't just see where I come in. I tell you, girls, I've got to have some excitement." "There's plenty of excitement at the Casino, dad." "Oh, yes--faro excitement; roulette excitement. I never cared for that kind. I've always had the sense to keep out of sure-thing games, even on Wall Street." "But the people--" "The people! French apes in fancy waistcoats; Dutch dandies in corsets; women with painted cheeks and pencilled eyebrows whom you're ashamed to look at!" "Some of them are respectable, dad," laughed Sue. "One would never suspect it!" "Oh, yes, dad; some of them belong to the nobility." "That's no certificate of character--rather the reverse, if one may believe the papers."