Christmas at Monticello with Thomas Jefferson — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Christmas at Monticello with Thomas Jefferson
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In the dining room Jefferson had devised a dumb-waiter at either end of
the mantelpiece. These ingenious carriers descended into the basement
close by the wine cellars and were used to bring things up from the cool
rooms below by an easy pull on the rope. Not long since he had found a
man in the dining room fascinated by the device and happily running the
carriers up and down.
“What do you reckon he’s got this here for?” he demanded of Jefferson.
“Was he fixing a place to hide quick from the Injuns?”
Courteously Jefferson explained the working of the device. “It has never
talked back in all the years it has been in operation,” he said, “so we
call it a dumb-waiter.”
“These rich people got it mighty fine,” commented the stranger. “My old
lady took a fancy to that bed he’s got in yonder,” said the intruder
blandly, “one pulls up out of the way in daytime. We only got a two-room
house. Be mighty handy to have one of them there, put the young-uns in
it, and haul ’em out of sight when we get tired of their racket. All
these young-uns ain’t Jefferson’s, I figure? Got quite a passel of ’em
around, ain’t he?”
“Most of these are my grandchildren—some are nieces and nephews. Are
those your children in there?” Jefferson pointed with some annoyance to
four towheaded youngsters, none of them too clean, who were bouncing up
and down on the tapestried seats of the gilt chairs in the drawing room.
“Yeh, them’s my brats. Reckon they’re gettin’ kind of hungry. Old lady
said we’d ought to leave ’em home down Culpepper way but I said, No,
this here Thomas Jefferson was the people’s friend, even if he did get
to be president, and they’d ought to git a chance to see him. He around
here any place?”
“I am Thomas Jefferson,” said the ex-president coolly. “And I suggest
that you educate your children to have respect for the property of other
people, sir. Those chairs they are jumping about on were brought all the
way from France.”
The stranger stared incredulously at the elderly figure before him.
Shabby old brown coat. Faded velveteen breeches. Home-knit hose that
showed signs of much mending, and, most unbelievable of all, a pair of
old run-down carpet slippers.
“Law, sir!” he exclaimed. “I took you for a butler or a footman or
something. You, Caleb and Beulah! Get away from them fancy cheers. Git
outside, all you-uns, and go sit in the wagon.”