Coelebs: The Love Story of a Bachelor — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Coelebs: The Love Story of a Bachelor
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"If it 'ad 'a' been my first," Robert proceeded, "it would 'a' turned me
up; but I've done it afore. It'll be all right, though. I'll get they
old bones out o' the way afore any o' the mourners come along."
"Treat them reverently, Robert," the vicar said gravely.
"Oh, ay. I buried 'em first go off. I'll fix they up all right."
Robert spat on his hands again, and prepared to resume his labours.
"Old George been buried this thirty years too... Should 'a' thought all
trace of 'e 'ad gone," he added in the tone of a man who feels justified
in complaining at this want of consideration on the part of old George.
The vicar left him to finish his work, and repaired to the vicarage for
the midday meal. This desecration of a grave troubled him more than it
troubled Robert. It was not exactly Robert's fault; he recognised that;
though, had Robert been directly responsible, it was doubtful whether
the vicar would have found it possible to rebuke the man seriously.
Between his sexton and himself existed a mutual bond of affection which
had begun from the hour when, as a young man taking over his first
living, he had read himself in at Moresby during the lifetime of the old
squire, in whose gift the living lay. Robert had constituted himself
then director and guide of the new vicar. He had stood, or believed
that he stood, as a safeguard between the vicar and the easily aroused
displeasure of the irascible old squire.
Following the reading-in, he had drawn Walter Errol's attention to the
omission of rearranging the stand when he left the pulpit, the position
of which the vicar had altered for his own convenience.
"Squire can't abear to see en left askew. You'd get into a row over
that," he said. "Every vicar that 'as come 'as got into a row over
thicky stand. I wouldn't like you to get into a row wi' squire first go
off like, 'cause squire never forgets."
Walter Errol, who possessed the saving grace of humour, had taken this
advice in the spirit in which it was offered, and had thereby gained the
sexton's unswerving devotion.
"Have you been in a row with the squire, Robert?" he had asked.
"Yes, sir, never out o' one," Robert had answered, and had seemed to
experience a peculiar satisfaction in making the avowal; as though to be
in a row with squire conveyed a certain distinction on a man of humble
origin. For the vicar to be in a row was, however, another thing.
The vicar, to Robert's amazement, had kept on friendly terms with the
squire to the day of the old man's death, which to those who knew Walter
Errol did not appear so surprising a matter as it did to Robert,
familiar with the squire's irascible temper, and accustomed to hearing
himself spoken of as a very ignorant man. The vicar never called Robert
ignorant; he showed, indeed, a very proper appreciation of his value;
and, because to be appreciated is agreeable to every one, Robert
returned in kind with loyal service and devotion. No man, whatever his
status, can give more.