Coelebs: The Love Story of a Bachelor — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Coelebs: The Love Story of a Bachelor
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John Musgrave was not thinking of this lady as he sat at breakfast and
poured himself out a cup of coffee from the old-fashioned urn that had
graced the table every morning within his memory; but the return of
Eliza, like an austere Flora, whose sour visage showed above a basket of
hot-house fruits hiding shyly beneath a profusion of wax-like blossoms,
brought her promptly and most unpleasantly to his mind. Only one person
in Moresby could send him such a gift. He turned purple in the face
when he beheld this dainty offering of fruit and flowers, and spluttered
with rage as he waved their approach aside.
"Take away that--that rubbish," he commanded fiercely. "How dare you
bring it in here!"
Eliza stared at him resentfully. She did not show surprise, because
that was an emotion she seldom displayed, but she disapproved highly of
his tone.
"I did not know what else to do with it, sir," she answered.
"No, no; of course not." John Musgrave seized an egg, and decapitated
it with a shaking hand. "Take it with you, please," he said, in a
mollified voice.
"Oh, thank you, sir," Eliza murmured, with a twist of her thin lips
which was the only trick of smiling they knew.
He turned in his seat and stared at her fixedly.
"Tell Martha from me," he said curtly, "to throw that litter on the
fire. I don't like cut flowers, and I do not eat fruit. If--if
anything else of the kind arrives, do not take it in."
Eliza carried the rejected offering with her to the kitchen, where
Martha and the chauffeur lingered over a late breakfast, and simperingly
displayed the gift which she bore in the angular crook of her arm.
"The master gave them to me," she announced, with the conscious
intonation of one marked out for especial favour.
The chauffeur was in the act of drinking coffee, but something went
wrong with his throat at this moment, and Eliza, who was fastidious,
turned aside from the unpleasant spectacle he presented, and buried her
nose in the flowers. Martha good-naturedly thumped him on the back.
"Oh Lord?" he gasped. "Oh Lord?"
"I don't wonder," Martha ejaculated, with a contemptuous glance at the
respectable Eliza, who was engaged in examining the contents of her
basket. "That gipsy fortune-teller has turned her 'ead, poor thing!"
"There go all my 'opes," said the mendacious chauffeur, pointing to the
dark stains of spilled coffee as though they symbolised his aspirations.
"Strike me blue mouldy! if I don't go out and cut my bloomin' throat.
If you don't want me to commit sooicide, Lizer, share round those
plums."
Generosity was not catalogued among Eliza's undoubted qualities. She
took from the depths of the basket two of the smallest peaches, and
placing these on the table, retired promptly from the kitchen, bearing
her treasure with her.
"Mean, I call it," cried the indignant chauffeur after her retreating
back. "One measly peach in return for a broken 'eart. If you'd given
me 'alf a dozen I'd 'ave kissed you."