Dick Hamilton's Touring Car; Or, A Young Millionaire's Race For A Fortune — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Dick Hamilton's Touring Car; Or, A Young Millionaire's Race For A Fortune
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A storage battery in the car furnished current for the stove. The
coffee had been put in the pot the night before, with cold water on it,
and now all that remained was to shove it over on top of the electric
stove, and set it boiling by the turn of a switch.
"The simple life--this," remarked Innis, as he complied with his host's
request. Then, as the grateful aroma of coffee filled the car the lads
dressed, and were soon washing at a nearby spring, which they had
discovered the night before in a patch of woods, not far from the road.
Breakfast over, they were once more ready to proceed. Dick started the
car from his seat, and sent it going at a moderate pace. They had no
special objective point in view, and were content to take dinner
wherever noon found them.
Through villages and towns they passed, attracting no little attention
as they scurried along. Once an officious constable warned them against
speeding.
"You went a leetle too fast comin' in," he said, throwing back the lapel
of his coat to display his badge. "You fellers want t' be careful goin'
out."
"All right," agreed Dick, with a laugh. "We'll be careful. Are the roads
pretty good now?"
"Yep. Fine! That's why I warned you fellers. It's a great temptation t'
speed. Only last week a feller was caught outside of town. We've got one
of the finest speed traps in the country," he went on proudly. "I don't
s'pose I ought t' tell you 'bout it, but I will, seein' as how you're
strangers, an' that's a kind of car we don't often see around here.
"It's like this. I've got a man stationed near the fust mile post
outside th' village proper. When he sees an auto comin' he marks down
th' time it passes him, and then he telefoams to another of my men at
the next mile post.
"Now if that there auto gits to the second mile post too quick, we know
it's exceedin' th' speed limit, so we jest stop 'em an' collect th'
fine. Squire Bradley is always ready t' hear the case. He'll come in
from his hay field, or even stop plowin', t' hold court."
"I suppose it pays him," remarked Paul, while Dick was seeing about
renewing the supply of gasoline, a stop having been made for that
purpose.
"Oh, yes, it pays middlin' well," admitted the constable. "Th' Squire
gits half th' fine, an' th' other half goes t' me an' my assistants."
"How do you stop the speeding autos when they get to the second mile
post?" Innis wanted to know.
"Ha! That there's my patent. I've got a long rail fixed on a sort of
hinge, like an old-fashioned well-sweep, you know. When an auto ain't
exceedin' the legal rate of speed the long pole sticks straight up in
the air alongside the road. But when my man at the first mile post
telefoams to Hank Selby at the second post that a car is comin' too
fast, Hank jest yanks on a rod, down comes th' pole across th' road, an'
th' car can't go on no further."
"I see," laughed Paul. "Hank yanks!"
"That's it! I see you fellers will have your leetle joke!" and the
constable laughed with them.