"I wanted to laugh when you introduced me as a woman who wanted to give
away a million dollars. Why, I thought fer a minute I'd be run down, if
one was to judge by their eyes. But they kind of caamed down when they
learnt I wanted to find a way to leave it in my will so's it'd do the
most good, instead of givin' it away right there in five-dollar bills.
By the looks of a lot of 'em they could 'a' used it right then in
gettin' a hair cut and a good meal of vittles."
"Yes; some of them do look rather lank and hungry; but there are some
very clever men among them."
"They certainly talked a lot. Who was that young man who talked so much
and then got me into a corner. He was kind o' wild-eyed."
"That's Swinesky, a Russian Jew."
"A Roosian! I always heerd tell that them Roosians know what to do with
other people's money--and a Jew too! Well--well--and I got away without
spending nothin'. He told me a lot of ways to spend my money, but most
of 'em sounded like--like--what is it you call it--"
"Hot air."
"That's jest the word--hot air. They all was perfectly willin' to tell
me what to do with it, as it wasn't there'n, but what I want is to find
a man with an idee that he'd think good enough to carry out if the
money was his'n. We've talked with a lot of people about the best way
to dispose of my money where it'd do the most good, and most of their
plans wouldn't hold water. But it's good of you, Dr. Eaton, to take me
round, and I git a little idee here and another there, and some day
maybe I'll find the right one.
"I see the newspapers is takin' up now what I'm askin' everybody. 'What
will she do with her Million Dollars?' They'll git a lot of answers,
'cause every one's got an idee what they'd do if they had that money.
"But let's not talk of it no more--my head buzzes. I dream of it at
nights and see it all hangin' round the bedposts, and a lot of people
takin' it that I don't want to, and me not bein' able to git up and
chase 'em away. Tell me about that loan you asked me about last night,
and I didn't have time to talk."
Dr. Eaton sat up, interested in a moment.
"Do you remember my telling you about the man who has the button
factory in Yonkers?"
"He is the man who wants two thousand dollars, isn't he?" asked
Drusilla.
"Yes," said Dr. Eaton. "And I have been to see him and I think it is a
poor loan unless his business is looked into more closely. Now, Miss
Doane, I have an idea. My friend, Frank Stillman, has just started into
business as an efficiency engineer."
"What's that?" asked Drusilla, interested at once in anything new.