Duncan Polite, the Watchman of Glenoro — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Duncan Polite, the Watchman of Glenoro
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"I didn't get a chance to say much to him," he said, laughing good
naturedly; "he did the talking. He seemed to have become possessed of
the idea that I was past-master of the art of Gaelic, and when I
confessed my culpable ignorance of the language, he flew into a rage.
He seemed to lay the blame upon your friend, young McDonald." He
looked steadily at Wee Andra as he spoke.
Old Andrew shot a suspicious glance at his son; that young man's face
was an innocent blank which did not deceive his parent.
"Aye," he grunted, "it's quite likely he was to blame. Yon Neil lads
are aye up to some ill. Ye hae a hard set o' young people to deal wi'
in this place, Maister Egerton, an' Ah houp the Lord'll gie ye grace to
wrastle wi' them!"
Mr. Egerton looked uncomfortable. He saw quite plainly that, though
the Elder was addressing him, he was talking at his son, and tried to
turn the conversation. But old Andrew felt that here was an
opportunity to warn the new minister of the difficulties and dangers
which beset him, an opportunity no honourable man could let pass, so he
launched forth. He was perfectly innocent of any double meaning in his
words, but as he railed away against the lightness and giddiness of the
rising generation, the young minister felt his indignation rising. Did
this old man mean to point out to him the proper line of conduct? If
so, he would soon let him see that John McAlpine Egerton would be
dictated to by no man of his congregation, no more than would his
grandfather before him! But Splinterin' Andra sailed on and when he
had finished he had given the young pastor a dark and most discouraging
picture of the youth of his flock.
"Aye, sir," he concluded, "they're jist given over to lichtness an'
foolish talkin'. It's the blue beech gad they want; they didna get
enough o't when they were bairns. Ah'm pleased that ye're come among
them to show them a proper way o' conductin' themsels!"
Wee Andra cast a humorous glance at the uncomfortable visitor. He had
his own opinion as to whether his pastor was a model of staid and sober
conduct and was, in consequence, enjoying his father's tirade hugely.
John Egerton was very much relieved when the meal was ended, but the
feeling was of short duration, for when they repaired to the parlour
matters grew steadily worse. The appearance of the room with its black
haircloth furniture, its bristling white lace curtains, its
coffin-plate of a former Mrs. Johnstone in a black frame on the centre
table, its smooth white walls adorned with strange and wonderfully
constructed hair and feather wreaths in huge frames, and over all the
close, damp odour, made a combination which was anything but cheerful.