Fire in the Woods: Illustrated — John Stuart Mill — John Shaqi
Fire in the Woods: Illustrated
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“Well,” said Pat, “I’ve been thinkin that same for the last hour, sure;
but, as ye seemed inclined to laid off, an as I hadn’t anythin more to
offer, why, I jist follered afther. An sure I think it ain’t a bad idea
at all, at all, to sit down, if it’s only to rist ourselves, an take
a bite of somethin to ate, an thry to git up some schame for our nixt
attimpt.”
With these words, Pat took a seat upon the ground, and Solomon, without
any remark, sat down near them.
And there they all sat, silent, with the same thought in all their
minds; and that was, that they were utterly, completely, and hopelessly
lost in the woods. None of them felt inclined to speak. They felt
discomfited, disheartened, mortified. So this was the end of their
elaborate plans, so carefully discussed, so carefully followed--that
they who came to seek their lost friend should themselves be lost also!
They were confident that they had made some mistake somewhere, and at
some time, and they were now busily engaged in recalling the different
events of their journey, so as to see where and when the mistake had
been.
Bart thought that their mistake was in not continuing to leave a trail
behind them, after they had made the last change in their course. Up to
that time, it seemed to him that all had gone on well, and he lamented
that fatal carelessness and over-confidence that had led to this
neglect.
Pat’s idea was, that they had not calculated the direction of the river,
and that they had somehow missed it.
Solomon declared that, ever since he left the river, he hadn’t had any
idea at all of any direction.
“Dat’s so,” he said; “I heerd you go on in dem ar long-winded
’scussions bout right Sections, an poppumdiklars, an rytanglums, an
sich, but hadn’t no more notium ob whar we was goin dan a chile. An you
hadn’t nudder. Yah! yah! yah!”
Solomon’s idea was, after all, much nearer the truth than the theories
of either Bart or Pat. For although these two had supposed all the time
that they were carrying in their very clever brains a perfectly
distinct plan of their course, yet, in reality, this belief was utterly
unfounded, and the supposed plan was a mockery, a delusion, and a snare.
Here they were--lost!--that was the end of it.
For, in point of fact, their whole journey had been one constant series
of mistakes. From the first step to the last, there had been nothing but
self-delusion.
First, they had deluded themselves into the belief that they could
go in a straight line. Now, in those woods, there had been incessant
obstacles, in the shape of clumps of trees, underbrush, bogs, rocks,
fallen timber, and a hundred other things of a similar character, which
necessitated a departure from a straight line at every few steps. To
suppose that they could walk on, under such circumstances, in a straight
line, was absurd. The consequence was, that their course had, all along,
been exceedingly crooked, leading them towards all the points of the
compass in turns.