Bobby played several sets of tennis with various partners of doubtful
efficiency, opposed to the curate with a similar inadequate support who
beseeched him plaintively to take her balls whenever they pitched a yard
from her racket. And then the two young men insisted upon a rest, and
sat on a bench a little apart from the feminine element and took stock
of one another. Prudence and a dispirited-looking woman of uncertain
age played a set against Mable North and the Sunday-school lady
superintendent, who was stout and forty and of a practical turn of mind.
She rather preferred playing in a feminine foursome. The curate had
eyes only for Prudence. It is doubtful whether he knew who else was on
the court.
"Your cousin is so graceful," he remarked to Bobby in an undertone. And
Bobby, interrupted in the business of observing the curate's infatuated
glances, brought himself up sharply and allowed his surprised gaze to
follow his companion's.
"My--Oh! my aunt. Yes, she's ripping, isn't she?"
"The relationship seems so absurd," the curate said, with his eyes on
Bobby's long legs. "I always confuse it."
"Yes," Bobby agreed. "I might as well be a grandfather as she my aunt.
There's not a year's difference between us."
He offered his cigarette case to the curate, who declined the invitation
to smoke.
"It is such a mistake to drug the brain," he said.
"It's so difficult," Bobby returned cheerfully, "to know whether one has
a brain to drug."
"Oh! I don't think anyone can have any doubt about that," the curate
returned seriously.
"No," Bobby agreed. "It is generally the other people who entertain
doubts."
He lighted himself a cigarette and slipped the case into his pocket.
"Prudence smokes--like a furnace," he added--"whenever she gets the
chance."
Smokes! and surreptitiously! The curate was horrified.
"You are joking surely?" he said.
"Not much of a joke, when I have to supply the fags." Bobby looked
amused. "We have to be mighty close about it. _I_ am not allowed to
smoke in the Presence." So he designated Miss Agatha.
"But we moon about the garden at night and enjoy ourselves."
"Well played!" cried the curate enthusiastically, and ignored Bobby's
confidence in his warm admiration for Prudence's spirited return. "That
was very neatly placed indeed," he said.
"Prudence is a very deceptive player. She always scores through
trickery," Bobby observed, and watched the effect of this remark on his
disapproving listener. "Nothing very brilliant about her play, you may
note; but she wins all the time."
"She is so very graceful," the curate said again, as though this quality
was accounted a virtue in his estimation, as probably it was.
"He's an awful ass, Prue," Bobby confided to her later. "And I've
spoilt your matrimonial chances by telling him you smoke."
Whereupon Prudence laughed sceptically.
"As though I couldn't counteract that by allowing him to convert me from
the evil practice," she said.