“Alaska! You’ve been snowed up in Alaska?” she echoed in the tone
of a child who says: was it a _black_ bear?
Oh, yes, it lightened his toil. Nevertheless, he asked for her
assistance in trying to find something to eat. She knew no more
about the kitchen than he did, but she advanced toward a door and
opened it gingerly between her thumb and forefinger. It was the
kitchen closet. She opened a tin box.
“There is something here that looks like gravel,” she called. He
rushed to her side. It was cereal. He found other supplies, too, a
little salt, sugar, coffee, and a jar of bacon.
“How clever of you to know what they all are,” she murmured, and he
felt as if he had invented them out of thin air, like an Eastern
magician.
He carried them back to the kitchen. “I wonder if you’d get the
coffee grinder,” he said.
She hadn’t the faintest idea what a coffee grinder looked like, but
she went away to find it, and came back presently with an object
strange enough to serve any purpose.
“Is this it?” she asked.
“That’s a meat chopper,” he answered, and then laughed. “You’re not
a very good housekeeper, are you?”
“Of course not,” she said. “Did you ever know an agreeable woman
who was? Good housekeepers are always bores, because they can never
for an instant get their minds off the most tiresome things in the
world like bills, and how the servants are behaving. All clever
women are bad housekeepers, and so they always find some one like
you to take care of them.”
He was putting the cereal to boil, and answered only after a
second. “Perhaps you’ll think me old-fashioned, but I cannot help
respecting the art of housekeeping.”
“Oh, so do I in its place,” replied Miss Fenimer. “My maid does the
whole thing capitally. But let me give you a test. Think of the
very best housekeeper you ever met. Would you like to have her here
instead of me? You may be quite candid.”
Riatt stopped and considered an instant with his head on one side.
“She’d make me awfully comfortable,” he said.
Miss Fenimer nodded, as much as to say: yes, but even so--
“No,” he said at length, as if the decision had been close.
“No, after all I would rather do the work and have you. But it
isn’t because you are a poor housekeeper that I prefer you. It’s
because--”
Compliments upon her charms were platitudes to Christine, and
she cut him short. “Yes, it is. It’s because I’m so detached, and
don’t interfere, and let you do things your own way, and think you
so wonderful to be able to do them at all. Now if I knew how to do
them, too, I should be criticizing and suggesting all the time, and
you’d have no peace. You like me for _being a poor housekeeper_.”
He smiled. “On that ground I ought to like you very much then,” he
answered.
“Perhaps you do,” she said cheerfully. “Anyhow I’m sure you like
me better than that other girl you were thinking of--that good
housekeeper. Who is she?”
“I like her quite a lot.”
“I see--you think she’d make a good wife.”